MRW we're within 24 hours of the report!
I want to show you all my coffee table. Although my youngest can't get the idea it's supposed to be a table, I'm just glad she likes it
I made a little entry table for my wife to go in our new house.
The place I'm staying apparently doesn't care for pipe smokers
STOP EATING BREAD, PEOPLE!
R E S PE C T
Kenneth Ellen Parcell doesn't deserve that
And Deborah's testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics; soccer moms, nascar dads, white-collar pervs, and the obese.
Jenna has thick skin
I'M DOING MY PART!
SHIRT ON OR OFF, SEAN?!?!
This spider built its web right next to the lamp, and catches an absurd amount of prey
In light of the recent ham shortage.....
MRW I wake up every morning with my cup of covfefe and look to see who my Commander In Chief is tweeting about
I feel like I should do the right thing and tell you that your breast is falling out of your blouse and I can see all of it.
there's a reason for every pandemic
Thank you, Mayor Bloomberger. I accept this honor on behalf of every--- STERN RULES BABA-BOOEY!
ELIZABETH CONWORTHY LEMON !
🔥 BEHOLD: THE SPLENDOR OF MY BEGINNING! 🔥
Heidi.......... we no longer want to hit that. GET OFF MILF ISLAND
FRANK FRIDAY ! [There's not enough Frank love in this sub]
You guys were so kind yesterday, I think I'll try post #2. I made this for our entry-in from the garage. (usually has shoe basket underneath)
THAT'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH NUMBERS!!
i don't know what to do with my hands
I'M DOING MY PART! (v2)
How much would you pay for 80% fewer crushed shins and ankles? But wait don't answer yet; for just 3 small installments of $19.99, you get not 1, but 3 anklesaver 5000s! This is a limited time offer so call now!
the threat is real
Will Acosta ever come to this realization??
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Moving day. The way my wife labels the boxes ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
So I made the obligatory leaning shelves for my son.
I love what the danish oil is doing for these 6 X 6 legs
now we'll all pay the price
welcome to the republican party
angry coworker: my boyfriend called me narcissistic again! also angry coworker:
JACKIE JORMP JOMP !!!!!!!!
I love this huge ad in the Columbia Airport
Guess that's how you became rich ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My company's information security training.
it's ominous to me that what's overshadowing the terrible california wildfire tragedy is that hollywood is burning....
to be specific
schumer doing all she can to infect the world and fight MAGA!
NO ONE can have integrity AND character