I have a native plant yard. Some asshole stapled this plastic sign to a decorative stump in the middle of my front yard6mo ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Steamed a loaf of bread in this towel, put it on the dogs head and sat like this for 5 minutes2yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
I’m convinced he’s an alien pretending to be a normal dog1yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Three mummified rats, if you give him a beer and tell him why you want them2yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/CrackheadCraigslist
Vegan bacon looks like the cartoon version of the real thing.3yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Maybe an atypical BIFL post, but this Oral B lasted me 15 years. Goodnight, sweet prince.1yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
Ordered an automatic dog ball launcher, got a solid foam tennis ball instead.4yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
2019 i barely rode 170 miles. The pandemic really got me out there this year.3yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/bicycling
Is my birthday. I started off my new year by breaking my key off in the door.3yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Anyone else look like a middle-aged lesbian on her way to a pick-up game in their second grade photos?3yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/blunderyears
This guy chews through so many leashes i had to stay buying them in bulk!3yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/BullTerrier
Third ride on my new to me carbon fiber bike and the frame snaps like a twig5yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Scolded for owning a purebred, then unmatched for asking what kind of milk was in her bubble tea.1yr ⋅ the_smush_push ⋅ r/Tinder
