Was watching some old WWE because I'm tiktoked and saw this sign3yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/yourmomshousepodcast
M(internal)RW I have a Corporate Tax exam in 30 minutes and a huge phone interview in 2 hours. Wish me luck boys.8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I'm texting my upset SO. Trying to pick the right words.8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW my mom asks me why my FF14 character is a purple haired cat girl and not a big bearded guy like me...9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I have 3 different women say my penis is aesthetically pleasing9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Just started playing Uncharted and this bothers me way more than it should9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/gaming
MRW a girl I've asked repeatedly to back off a bit comments on my FB status with no, don't stop because yr perfect8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I get to do a job interview without pants on because it's over Skype. P.S. I nailed it!9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm having a really rough day and my grandma texts me, I love you more than I love donuts9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Was cleaning out my closet. My jersey collection is really upsetting...8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/miamidolphins
Guys. I'm drunk as fuck right now. I just added my ex on facebook and texted a girl I know I shouldn't. I make really bad decisions.8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my Dad (50) tells me that my step-mom (48) is 12 weeks pregnant and I'm going to have another sibling...I can't tell anyone yet but I need to say something8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW my FWB comes back to my place after dinner for some kinky stuff and I'm stuck in the bathroom sweating bullets dealing with food poisoning. Give me strength Brodin.8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Pirate King for the finale of my current campaign. First attempt at making a monster8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/monsteraday
MRW I go to grab a beer from the fridge but the only beer in there is a single bottle left of the brand my Ex drank9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I realize I only have enough money for whiskey OR girl scout cookies.9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I fail my drug test for my amazing new job and waiting to hear back from them8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I find out that having poo stains on thongs and g-strings is an issue9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see the girl I'm seeing on campus and she goes in for some PDA8yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW everything is terrible so decide to build a bar into my kitchen to distract myself, and I actually start to feel happy9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW drunk me exclaims to the entire bar, If someone asked me to eat them out right now I fucking would9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I try to post about me kissing my crush but it says that link has already been posted...6 months ago9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW My mom calls with 10 minutes left in the finale and still hasn't stopped talking...9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/arrow
[OC] I recently started drawing again and thought you guys might like my attempt at a Bruce Timm style Kitty Pryde9yr ⋅ the_oogie_boogie_man ⋅ r/Marvel