a graphical interpretation of newton's first law

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put it back in the stone, my dude!

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Computer Science = World Domination

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and lemme not get started talking about my use of oxygen

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Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

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Be aware the beast, but enjoy the feast he offers

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Oooh, that's it!

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phew, that was close!

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and they lived happily ever after

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long live rock n roll

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uranus x your anus

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Some crimes...

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the shit he saw...

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Let's call home to say we are not going back soon

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simple is boring

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navajo-oriented programming is all we need

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I swear I'll run your code in someday

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well, you know, I am a sort of a HTML programmer myself, said Dimitry

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I've got this feeling

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no impostor syndrome will stop me

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we have no power here

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let's hope it is a joke

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we all fear something

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no, never again

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I don't want to follow links. I want answers.

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C++ > other women!

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great success!

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CTRL+S! CTRL+S! CTRL+S!

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Let the MF burn!

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things I don't mind to learn because it's easier to find them in the internet

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Change my mind, I dare you,! I double dare you!

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do not become the legacy code guy

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mistakes were made and now you have an Arch Linux evangelist

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why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

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As long as it runs!

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cow says a joke today

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Now we know!

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This time I am sticking to a distro

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Are salesmen still a thing?

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let's use emojis instead

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every fucking time

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what else?

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I'd rather die after dying!

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It doesn't mean that we don't care

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when two worlds collide

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my stuff is beautiful

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she's ready, what's your excuse?

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In agile you just get to draw more horses

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well, just flatpack it then

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not mine, but it is too cute

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ensuring quality hurts a lot

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start digging

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Each software project is a battle in a neverending war

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no graphic interface, no magic

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I've shattered dad's hopes and dreams

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how to save humankind from nerdy genes

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yes, I work with computers, dammit!

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me += you

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one of the reasons why I switched

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cd ~/.config, rm pulse/ -rf, reboot

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btw, what is your favorite language?

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Talk is cheap. Documenting is even cheaper!

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SURPRISE, MF!

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I am a water fountain, I guess

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I smell bbq

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go home PHP, nobody likes you

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Let's hear it with caution

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Just don't read it ever again

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there's always a bigger guru

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Like bats

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all I want is to go home

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Would a Python Lo-Fi girl cry?

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in the end we all get the foot

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know your limits and sleep well

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read the code, it's self explanatory

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you can be sure, but can you be REALLY REALLY sure?

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anyway... I am really sorry for the users

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is it our fault?

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understandable and acceptable, my love

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something we all knew was finally released

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Are you high, Alice?

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From the bottom of my heart to you my dear programmers

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I got a fever and the only prescription is more try-catch

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he'll need more bullets

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Then, deals with people... a lot!

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123456 is the main cause of tooth decay

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As long as I get an answer

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How can we say go fuck yourself without saying go fuck yourself?

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teach them young

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There is no naming convention in hell

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In the wise words of Thanos: Fine, I'll do it myself

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The fool

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Guess I am half communist

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There is beauty in hell

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let's have some little patience

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getting cinammon to run on debian is depressing

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I'm sorry, but I have this deadline next week

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lethal doses of known drugs

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a new programmer is born

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the power of Christ compels you

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more syntax, more hell!

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Even at the atomic level I am lazy

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I wish I could eat passion, but...

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my special power is a curse

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Just do your magic, as always!

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I have work to do, you fool

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It's long, just like my... nose!

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That's the worst!

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all hail the king

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there is no place like localhost

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once again you are testing my patience, c++

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I feel like I am forgetting something

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and just like that our lives became a living hell

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what happens when we merge artificial intelligence and natural stupidity together?

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no sleep till my own billion dollars company

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... and the world peace and unity, of course!

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he who blinks won't be going home any time soon

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the theory is so beautiful

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I guess I am... NOT!

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It's like becoming a Jedi, right?

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Satan doesn't like competition

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Am I cleaning the right way?

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no rest until the kernel is ready, pal!

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Just a sec! I'm contacting the spirits!

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only over my cold dead body, Carbon, except I cannot die

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I wish I could free myself

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I want to go crazy, but crazy is not safe

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Post-release stress anyone?

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The stuff nightmares are made of

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I don't like going to uncharted lands

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they finally learned to count

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some indentations are bigger than others by the way

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the soon we accept it, the better

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dead code brilliantly explained

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so... are tests useless?

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and Satan is working through us

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itchy balls pinching starter pack

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we are not the same

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waste+=1

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... to program in PHP!

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Sweet dreams are made of this

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When light mode prevents love

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shotgun + chaingun + rocket launcher + plasma gun + chainsaw

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restoring the balance of the universe

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Go, Android Studio, go!

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70% happy, 30% pissed off

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I could get more, but 10 is a good number

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The strange case of WindowsFX, a brazillian distro that has the intention to make the transition to linux easier. How is it possible to use windows' logo and look-and-feels without having your @ss sued to the moon and back by microsoft?

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