Hidden beneath the Deep Roads, you discover the lair of an ancient dwarven sage. The sheer stench of his power overwhelms your senses. He offers you a question - answer correctly, and you will be rewarded; but fail, and feel his wrath. Answer, adventurer: What is the Riddle of Tendies?5yr ⋅ The_Law_of_Pizza ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Hi, I'm the nutrition coach that your mom hired for you. Vegetables aren't all bad, and I see you're already eating plenty! Didn't you know that mustard seed is a vegetable?4yr ⋅ The_Law_of_Pizza ⋅ r/Tendies
M'Goodboys, this is an emergency. I have uncovered the most insidious Chad plot in history. Sugar - the very sugar in our most Holy Dewie - is made from VEGETALS.4yr ⋅ The_Law_of_Pizza ⋅ r/Tendies
Your mom hired me as your new dietitian, and I'm here to teach you how to make delicious meals out of vegetables! Today, we're going to start with a broccoli-based alternative to fattening honey mustard!4yr ⋅ The_Law_of_Pizza ⋅ r/Tendies
