A little boy should be collecting baseball cards and catching fireflies. Not spending sleepless nights trying to urge the perfect rose bud to blossom. How dare you steal that boy’s innocence! Now get out of this gardening section. You make me sick.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Don’t you eyeball me! Don’t you eyeball a junkyard dog! (barking) Now you got the dog barking! Look, you got it, you got it! (barking) (snarling)1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
The polls and the media have been ignoring my campaign. But they’re gonna have a little surprise come election day when long-shot candidate Ted T. Ganaway moves out of his parents’ house and into the White House!1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Does anybody know how long our beloved animated fellow here has been sitting there?1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Grandpappy was on a church picnic, and got separated from his group.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain and Mummies Alive! Done by John at Mammoth Ink1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/tattoo
I live in a shack, I poop in an outhouse, I eat what I kill. Let the grid go down, Lord, I don't need it.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Licensed King of the Hill PC/Mac game (1999, includes Texas Huntin' & Hootenany) and licensed CD of music inspired by the TV series King of the Hill.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Luanne, what happened to Wade? Why aren’t you with Wade? I want Wade!1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
One of Cotton’s many, astonishingly questionable, albeit beloved war stories.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
As you breathe into this pose, remember: I have a new relaxation tape of me making ocean noises. And Friday night, my band will be performing at the Pita Pocket on Wimberley Road.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane. Insane, I tell you! Daahh! Aaah!1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All four of the rare and only King of the Hill related books to ever be published.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the main event... the real deal, the finest diver with four legs... the Pork Louganis, Mitch the Amazing Diving Pig. For his first dive, Mitch will perform the tula-hula... a death-defying plunge through not one, not three... but two hula hoops.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Excellent work, Boris. Boris is taking this class for the ninth time, and he is almost a clown.1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Peggy Hill: Now what's the square root of pi, again? Oh, right! 90210. Jimmy Wichard: Stupid idiot! You gave away the answer!1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
The story of how two brothers and five other men... parlayed a small business loan into a thriving paper goods concern... is a long and interesting one. And here it is. It all began... with the fling of Form 63 7 A— the application for a small business or farm—1yr ⋅ ThatWeirdo1990 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
