Damn, this mattress pad has a batter figure than me.

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7 Sacred Pools, Haleakala National Park, Oahu Hi, USA - it isnt a long or difficult hike but, at 257 pounds, it was hard on me. This was just before quarantine started and I'm now down nearly 40 pounds and have become obsessed with hiking. I am looking forward to new destinations and challenges!

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Good idea but WTF?!?! Your kid pees in its mouth?

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I made three trays of these berry cream pies for my work picnic tomorrow. They come in at just 110 calories each and are gluten free! (there is a layer of crust on the bottom!)

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This fuckin shirt. I thought was What in fruit strip gum meets footlocker employee hell is this? Later, i thought, I'm a 2x, if I ever get to a med, I'll wear it. When I sent my crap back, this stayed. I was still 2x. 3 years later look! A lil lumpy, but soon I'll rock it! Once. Then it burns.

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People who feel the need to carve their names or their initials into private property despite a plaque requesting you dont are the worst kind of trash. These things were carved all over up to about 6 feet. It's not romantic to carve you and your partners initials into a plant, its vandalism.

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Found a peanut butter cup that fits my diet.

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Oh snap! I think it melted.

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For anyone who has never seen it, I present to you the Turdma.

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During covid, I started volunteering at a foodbank. I saw local home gardeners bringing in their excess and I thought that was so cool. I thought it would be cool to start a little home garden for my family and the foodbank. Today is my first shift where I have veggies to donate! So excited!

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[FO] for my cousins wedding. Pattern by KentimaByKonna on Etsy.

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I am obsessed with these tasty frozen treats from trader Joe's - about 120 calories here, so much flavor!

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Y'all, the kool aid is strong. I offered to purchase a few pieces from her a few weeks ago but she refused to sell to me because I had quit Llr. Today, she's posting again and she's desperate to the point that she's selling most pieces for $5. I'm just over here sipping tea and rolling my eyes.

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And the bullshit continues. This really triggers me. I went into Lula Roe thinking it would be a fun way to help pay off the house faster. I came out with a 2nd mortgage and a room of inventory noone wanted. I felt like a battered wife, making excuses and standing by them as they screwed me over.

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Who is this fictional patient person waiting 28 minutes for a Hot Pocket?

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I love these frozen Max and cheese meals. Only 270 calories and 15 grams of protein!

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Leaked *actual* Lula Roe business model...

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It looks like her jeans shrunk in thew dryer and she's trying to pass it off as a fashion choice. And charge $100 for it.

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So, I found out recently that I'm too fat to swim with the dolphins. Since it's on my bucket list, I figured I better get on fixing that. So, I joined the gym and recruited my friend as a workout buddy. After the workout she wanted five guys. I made her this alternative...God I want five guys...

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This is my emotional support dog, Charlie. My anxiety was at a ten when i got home from work but just an hour later he has brought me down to a managable 4.

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Took the group's advice to add some shredded chicken to my sad salads and boom! Finished the salad with three croutons left over! Thanks for the tips!

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[FO] my first attempt at proper hoop framing. It's a little wonky on the back and I couldn't properly center it cuz I stitched too close to the edges but it will do! Pattern by AlitonEmbroidery on Etsy

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A whole new level of not taking your cart back. These are in the stream next to WalMart.

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The only pizza topping you need!

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They dont even try to match stripes. At $35 a pop they could at least make a half assed attempt.

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A 275 calorie bowl of booooring for lunch.

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Why stick with a semi passable floral when we can royally fuck it up by adding our favorite shape, the pyramid.

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It was a tight fit in places but everything fits! Gonna ship tomorrow!

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My corn forgot to finish growing.

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Dude was writing checks to his employees the forcing them to cash the checks and return the money to him to avoid paying minimum wage.

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I found this coin in my grandma's stuff. Its labeled as a $5 coin which i had never heard of. From what ive been able to find they were only manufactured for about twenty years in thr early 1900s. Anything anyone can tell me about this? Thanks! http://imgur.com/fJIbwRX http://imgur.com/GMFVol8

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The hun that signed me up is still active. She actually thinks this outfit is 1) acceptable for an adult and 2)worth $80?!?!

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Turning 4th of july leggings I never sold into reusable toilet paper!!! (Anyone want any? It's free and buttery soft!)

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Word is the Lula Roe Cruise is cancelled. Problem is, apparently no one bothered to tell The Layered One so shes still posting about how excited she is, along with several photos of herself, of course.

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I love that I can have all this fruit, a cheese stick and a small amount of chocolate for just 310 calories

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A day of behaving on my diet(and not eating half of my lunch) left me with up to 900 calories for dinner. This massive meal only took about half of that. (The tator tots were my 220 calorie reward for hitting the gym on my off day and avoiding impulse buys at the grocery store.

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Wtf am i looking at?

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My inlaws were getting rid of their old couch which is far nicer than any couch I've ever owned so we snatched it up. Soggy looks regal AF on a brown leather couch.

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Secret Santa is this you? It came with no explanation but i cant stop laughing and loving it!

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Was stressed and almost ordered pizza, ended up fighting through the urge and making my own huge, ant tasty, meal for about 440 calories!

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Did King of the Hill predict Lula Roe? Saw these Hun bot looking characters tonight.

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It's Friday night! Let's splurge for dinner. *Checks calorie counter* Spinach for dinner it is. Sigh.

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I can't figure out if it's obese sperm or the ghost of my savings after my time with llr

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I almost didnt go out tonight. Glad I did. Less than two hours to make $100!

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[FO] Made this for my brother to celebrate his new apartment. It's something he used to say to our dad. It became a joke between the three of us. Our dad passed a few years back. It may be silly and crude but he loved it when i showed him the work in progress.

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[WIP] I feel like this may never be finished. It's a massive piece. Does anyone else jump around and work on different parts for variety?

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Christmas? A consultant i know who is getting ready to quit managed to get some Christmas hoping to minimize losses...a whole bunch are this pattern in a couple of coloreays. They dont scream Christmas. This one takes the cake though since it is flawed and mis-sized. She didn't get many sales.

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Has anyone else seen the redneck truck window sticker where the womans spread legs make uo the McDonald's logo?

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Walking the dog and someone yelled a comment about my weight from a passing car. Id be hurt but this little guy thinks im great so im ok.

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Pretty sick of unsolicited, and frankly uninspired, burns from random trolls so time to turn to the folks that do it best. I'm down 30 pounds since March but still 70 pounds over weight. Have fun with that. Make me laugh til I cry. Or just cry. I wont hold it against you.

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My pretty kitty! Rescued ten years ago, just a great girl.

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We went to a very strange museum/art gallery in Portland that welcomes pets amd even offers one free human admission if you bring a cute pet. They had this photo opp where you could insert your head into an alien autopsy. He looks so concerned.

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No matter how rough my day is at my ridiculously demanding job, all the stress melts away when i cuddle with this sweet guy.

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Today is Charlie's 2nd birthday! He's getting steak when dad gets home!!!

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My old lady came by to say hi tonight. She usually keeps to herself.

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Oh shit! Now they are coming for our dolls!!!

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You loved the turdmu so much I decided to give you more! For your consideration, the poorly placed taco.

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[I ate] A strawberry banana Nutella waffle

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Bought a special roll of paper for the occasion, heading down the West Coast to California!

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Shipping was successful and now i wait anxiously, hoping my giftee is happy.

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From when I was a briefly a Hun, can you see why I failed? So glad im out.

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Always solid advice, thanks train car!

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Mom! Do you have to work?? I wanna play!

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How am I supposed to get out the house at 3 am with this little guy giving me the lets cuddle and you can rub my belly eyes.

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We are flying to see a friend in Utah. My tiny dog took a massive crap in the terminal and women waiting for the bathroom cheered and applauded him the whole time. I was mortified but it was hilarious!

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My freakishly long doggo...chewing on my fingers.

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I think this fits here ...

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