...And by this Sacred Parchment I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.7yr ⋅ ThadThawne-II ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal or just plain not high? Maybe it's time to try Crack.7yr ⋅ ThadThawne-II ⋅ r/americandad
The Pie shall be cut in two and each man shall receive....Death. I'll eat the Pie.7yr ⋅ ThadThawne-II ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
DAE m'New Japan has better production than the E? They're taking ovar 2SweetMe!7yr ⋅ ThadThawne-II ⋅ r/SCJerk
This is Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference!7yr ⋅ ThadThawne-II ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I WARNED YA! Didn't I warn ya? That coloured chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!7yr ⋅ ThadThawne-II ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, like the Flying Squril or the Electric Eel.8yr ⋅ ThadThawne-II ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
