Amy’s Kitchen

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Trolls! I just broke up with my boyfriend...BECAUSE I REALISED I'M GAY! I'm finally out of the closet! Life is all of a sudden SO MUCH LESS yet SO MUCH MORE CONFUSING!

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MRW my SO comes in while I'm doing my first ever 'practice run' in my learning to use tampons. Up until this point i've been a 'pads-only kinda gal' but now i need to learn so I can wear a bikini on holiday next week. Trolls, it's not going well, I can't get the hang of it!

9yr ⋅

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MRW for the first time, having worked my butt off (literally!) I was able to go on holiday and not feel the usual constant ache of self-consciousness. No more chafing, no more 'sweatin' like a sinner in church', no more feeling like 'Fudgie-The-Whale'. Trolls... I've arrived :')

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TROLLS! Today I finally began the process of legally changing my name! Soon I'll never have to hear the echoes of the bullies every time someone calls my name, instead I'll have a name that honours some of the greatest feminists icons of history and imbues me with their strength.

8yr ⋅

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GFV chicken tikka and jalapeno cheese toasties. 2 weeks vegan, 13 years gluten free, loving the change of pace.

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MRW all in the same week my SO and I get back together, my university grade reaches FIRST CLASS status, AND after 2 years of suffering daily chronic migraines, I may have found a medication that works! Oh my god, Trolls :')

9yr ⋅

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Ladies, tomorrow I'm having my hormone-implant removed and a copper-coil implanted. Because of this my SO has been placed on the typical Shark-Week 'Cat-Protocol' until further notice: feed me, stroke me, don't touch my belly.

9yr ⋅

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MRW i'm forced to make a new account because my ass-hat of an ex found and publicised all the things he'd learnt on my Reddit account. Goddammit, I had almost 16'000 Karma :'(

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MRW I enter the third consistent week of my period, my university is swamping me bureaucratic nonsense, AND it transpires that the Post Office may have lost my Passport AND half a grands worth of euros a WEEK before i leave for a holiday that i spent MONTHS organising!

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TROLLS!! I just discovered the BEST drink ever! If you mix orange juice and tia maria together it tastes EXACTLY like a Terry's Chocolate Orange! Praise be the gods of chocolate.

8yr ⋅

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MR upon waking up from a nap after my tricky coil implantation, and contraceptive-implant removal that resulted in stitches because the damn thing didn't want to come out. Ow. Big. Freakin' OW. Trolls, hold me...

9yr ⋅

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Trolls, my eating disorder's spiralling so out of control. I thought I was doing so well but today is my weekly, self-enforced 'cheat day' and I almost broke down in two different shops, trying to make myself buy food. I actually think my 'recovery plan' has somehow made me worse! Help!

9yr ⋅

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