IT'S OVER, you dumbass neo-nazi bigots. WE GOT HIM THIS TIME. BUH-BYE ;-P

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Nice little white pill for you guys, funniest thing I've heard of since Bourdain killed himself.

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BREAKING: World Peace Season 2 live filming has begun?

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MDE problematic unequality of the year

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MILLION DOLLAR Extreme? Where did all the money go? More like Million Dollar DIARRHEA FART!! THIS is the game you've spent YEARS making? Sam HYDE? YOU BETTER HIDE!! Your game's worse than Dr Jekyll & MR HYDE for the N.E.S.!! THIS is what I waited SO LONG for?? I'M GONNA POOP ON YOUR HEAD!!!

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It's okay to be white take 2

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Sam does it again

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REAL Marbel fans ar HABBY dat Caybu an Dehpoo hav sexytime sceen in new mobie

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I bet u f*cking nazis have images of other cultures held in captivity on ur computer hardrives dont you u goddam f*cking naizs...

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Is nothing sacred anymore?

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Congraduations Gratuates!!!

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Upvote this if you want an EMP burst or nuclear war to disable all technological communications this year

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2070: Not seen since government officials took him into custody 50 years ago, rumors still persist that Sam Hyde is alive, and Sam Hyde impersonators have become a cottage industry, each impersonator adding their own twist to the beloved folkhero

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They's livin knoife-free. And u?

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This is Sen. Ted Kaczynski. He knows technology can never be neutral; technology is inherently anti-human. If humanity is to survive the 21st century, we must dismantle the apparatus by any means necessary. If that means you don't have enough bandwidth for yo Stah Wahs game or Nehficks, too bad!

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Alot of Negative Nellies here seem scared of the future. 🤔🤔 Personally I can't WAIT to see how it all turns out!!! 😜🤪😂

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Wow. You know that feeling when you take a shit that's so gigantic you kinda don't want to flush? You wish you could preserve that giant turd, and moreover you wish you could preserve the moment and the feeling of bliss you get just from gazing upon it. You know that feel? That's kinda how this is.

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2070: At the moment of orgasm your equity randomizer fills your consciousness with the image below. It's your mandated 10th orgasm of the day, but the first in a week when you've seen a human female at release. Ah, an old classic, you muse. The stray thought results in a wrong-think notification.

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Just look at the strength in that expression.

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🆁🅸🅾🆃🆂 🅽🅾🆃 🅳🅸🅴🆃🆂

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OMGOMGOMG MY BUGBRAIN FEEELS SOOO SMOOOOTHH NOWWWW....

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Okaaayy guys...So mama just got done with the workweek from hell. She needs to slip into her fav lazygirl shirt and Netflix out. You can fend for yourselves for supper. Oh wait, you're cats so I guess I have to feed you myself? Sigh. Mama needs her wine.

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Wow, this really made me stop, sit back, and think.🤔 Take a moment, guys and gals, and be thankful 🙏that we live in the GOLDEN AGE of entertainment. Humans are pretty awesome (sometimes). We're lucky to be alive to witness this this kind of stuff.🤗🤗🤗

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Great meet-up, guys! Next year in Jerusalem!

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Leaked: Real reason WP Season 2 canceled... because real life now impossible to satirize

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Hello, r/MDE. Your sub wasn't banned because I intervened. I convinced Reddit that you couldn't be actual Nazis, because Nazis--whatever anyone thinks of them--need to possess some backbone, conviction and courage, and you have NONE of those qualities. You're welcome. You can thank me below.

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Plat twest

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OMFG Dreamworks you did NOT just literally f*cking slap us in the face during Pride Month

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While you're trolling on the internet, some people are out there actually DOING SOMETHING about REAL PROBLEMS

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If this dont get enough upvotes I'm gonna assume folks are busy with church today

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...But that's no bad thing.

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Average MDE fan patrician self-portrait

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Don't worry so much about money...

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WOT IF ya guvvamint only gave ya ryghts in ixchange fuh hatin yuhself an yuh ansestas? Crikety thatd be ABsoLOOTly MENtal!

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What other sorts of comedy do you guys like besides MDE?

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CONFIRMED Seinfeld r/MDE reader, proudly personifies Jewish Nazi meme, admits The Believer movie based on him

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BECAUSE YOU WANT THE DAY TO COME SOONER / YOU WANT THE DAY TO COME SOONER / YOU WANT THE DAY TO COME SOONER...

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Uhoh brace for another round of newbies, Vice is talking about us again

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People are watching Starship Troopers.

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Hey Bill I told ya not to bring your oldest girl to the cook out last weekend!! She's still got her panties in a bunch and wrote a article about it for that web site or whatever, LOL! Actually pretty funny! What'd I say that hurt her fee fees so much anyways??

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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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Hahahahaha

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Clown World Loiya of da Day

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Not like all the other girls, you wouldn't even know what to make of me lol

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No more brainwash, no more bugs, no more state-enforced ADHD drugs

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Heh, bet you thought Black Panther was diverse didn't you, normie? Think again, bigot, it's not and here's why.

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Soooooo made a lil comic today and thought I'd do my part to create a character that accurately represents THOUSANDS if not MILLIONS of modern individuals. If she pisses off the alt-right, so much the better!

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Debate... OVER.

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Argument officially over

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Imagine having this pus packet on your nose for 6+ months and not popping it. Imagine the dedication and discipline that goes into something like this. >B-but Sam doesn't done anything. Imagine the will power it takes to not. do. anything.

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The War on Big n Thicc

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...GOT IT!

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Celebrities are the real Nazis

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The caliphate won't allow this stuff when they take over England in 20 years. R-right?

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Guys if Reddit shuts us down lets just go to Tinder

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What happened to THAT guy? Uh, yeah, so on the second night I caught him yelling at Alexa. Racist against female A.I.? Thanks but no, so much no.

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Another TV network has joined FoxNews in allying with the Alt-Right white supremacists.

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2070: Old selfies of you seeing Black Panther with Black Man In Action get you 0.4% tax rebate

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Oh is that wrong still in 2018? Okay. Our bad. 👍🏻

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Scientists have determined what civilization will look like in 2070. You guessed it: it's beautiful.

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Please do not attempt to shame ppl for knowing about DeathGripz etc.

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Warning: don't look at this if you have a drink in your mouth. Brian posted this to face book and it was the best one ive seen in awhile.

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Just decoded message from Boris and Natasha: Greeting r/mde comrade! Leader credits your hacking community and their fake votings for winning him latest election. Please find enclosed picture of Leader toasting to you a drink of your Zippy Water in appreciation!

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How the fucking fuck is this okay?

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I learnt more on the internet than I ever did in school.

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You laugh now but after The Collapse this will be our literal mythology

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When I was your age I was drowin in pussy

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30 years of PROGRESS *nod* *smug satisfied smirk*

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DAM IS BREAKING: First Kanye, then Chance, now Chris Chan

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American AF

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smh President Dump just hit 51% approval

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Oi, yew ah so focken raysis--Oi! Yew ah so focken raysis yew even raysis aginst PLANETS, m8. m8 that's how focken raysis yew ah.

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White Pill of the Day

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MDE aesthetics going mainstream

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FAQs don't care about your feelings

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Guys this is serious. My gf (24f dtf 7.9/10) just posted this to her instagram. Should I be flattered or confused? I just sat down for a second and I don't even know what the kids were watching. What the hell is she trying to convey?

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🎉😂🎈 WE DID IT REDDIT!!! 😂🎈🎉 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯🤡🌎

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You're making fun of the fashion sense of normal people in Brooklyn, but don't you wear a hat that says 'CUM' and a shirt that says... 'NUTTIN'?

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Clown World coffee shop power move of the week

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i fucking love science but srsly fuck science

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Hello r/MDE. Did you know you're my favourite subreddit? I'm being serious. I actually find you extremely funny, in fact. Except I'm not laughing with you. I'm laughing AT you. Did you hear? I said I'm not laughing WITH you...I'm laughing AT you. Do you get it? Do you even understand what I've said?

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Incel Uprising of day

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Sam, can we have an official day where every MDE fan vows not to kill or rape anyone for 24 hours? Is that feasible or too much to ask? Serious question btw.

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Clown World Clown Sex of the Era

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Big Boy Books for Big Big Babes with Big Big Brains

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”B.T.F.O.“!!!

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Notice what's first on the list

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Gerber goes full MDE

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When she gets done with another work week from hell, caught in the rat race, Mama needs to curl up with another self-help book. She's on her fourth one in the last month and feels like she's really making progress. Furbabies can entertain themselves this weekend.

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YOU CAN'T FOOL US ANYMORE. THE PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP.

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Darren had this posted to face book but then took it down because his oldest daughter wouldn't talk to him till he did. I'd say the silence was an added bonus yee yee !

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For some reason this one headline tactic of theirs really stuck with me.

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Hah! Nuthin poisonal, doc! You jus aint familer wit the the big boss lady Ma Eddy. She gots more smahts in her chubby little pinky than in all yer whatchamachalit meddykal bukes!

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🅱DE? Oh sweetie...

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I'm not like all the other girls

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But Sam, we already ARE overpaying teachers and underpaying rappers.

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Friendly reminder

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Corporate synergy done right

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The Virgin MKULTRA victim vs The Chad Mind-Controlled Assassin

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Give 'em the ol' Maybe it's a good thing.

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When you hit your late 20s things start getting ka-RAZEE

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The Wisdom of the Babyboomer Generation: vital advice for this sub going forward, my doods

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Milo Pride of Hyde Yiannopoulos, Milo You thought of it first Sam, now let's hear the blam-blam Yiannopoulos, Milo You canceled World Peace? B*tch, I'ma grab my piece Yiannopoulos, Milo Don't worry so much about money, you'll be dead next week hunny Yiannopoulos...

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Haha! NICE! Those girls are little badasses! #SoMuchYes #MeltingPot #AmericaWasAlreadyGreat

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When something is so obvious, but you didn't see it coming, there's only one word for that: Muh-fuhhin GEEENIUS.

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REAL BOOMER HOURS now in session (late night edition) WHO.WANT.WHAT

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HEY BUDDY! HA-PY VAL-EN-TIMES DAY, single guy! HAHAHA! When I was your age I was knee deep in beaver! HAHAHA! Ah, don't worry about it! You're not mad, are ya? HAHAHAHA! Ah, don't get mad! You know what they say...!

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MILO assblasts SJW professor | MILO cornholes clueless liberal student | MILO absolutely annihilates the rectum of dazed leftist | MILO forcibly makes soyboy into his boytoy

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I mean it

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SMGDH wypipo... it ain authentic bowl foo unles u down on awl fohs eatin it lyk a dawg...

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For the man who has everything

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Official MDE Cap of Era (sorry magacap, sorry cumhat)

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The Alt-Right has a new ally, one almost as terrifying as Pepe the Frog

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This heres my youngest. she is 27, college grad, SINGLE, and has a good heart. from the pic you might think she is shy but trust me shes no shrinking violet. she is kind and enjoys a lot of tv and memes you guys would be familiar with. Any a you guys interested in taking her off my hands? -Steve

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Anyone else in shocked disbelief that a mentally ill 40yo man named JewWario who hung out with much younger people for the purpose of playing video games would turn out to be a perv??? Jeez I thought the secret groomer would have been ANYONE BUT HIM! Where were the signs??

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Better days: when Charls brought Bowie to MDE shoots in the mid '00s

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MDE Aryan Princesses of Primetime

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I know it's not Wendsday anymore but I just saw a friend form my knitting circle posted this on Face Book and I thought it was too cute not to share! Look at it's little face! Awwww! Have a BLESSED Day yall!

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WTF I LOVE DISNEY NOW

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Hehehe YOU TELL EM! little somethin to trigger the snow flakes on the board here (not my picture, I found it on face book)

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Teach your children well, feed them on your dreams

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What did our gal mean by this?

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Fav pages from HtB, Post 'Em

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Moms Merch

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Oh shit it leaked!?? Anyone got a rapidshare or megaupload link????

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Walmart chooses a side

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I saw myself as grubby, an animal... I liked being difficult

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Have we entered a new golden age of comedy? (WHATCHA WATCHIN??)

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That awkward moment when r/MDE and T_D buy each other the same gift for Xmas

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Mrs. Woolf suggested as a solution that the daughters of educated women should be paid a government subsidy, so that they might create works of art—or do nothing at all—free of all sordid monetary conditions.

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MDE Couple of the Day

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2070: Surviving members of MDE finally recognized by Hollywood establishment

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It's called the Redemption Arc, he learnt it from that Dilbert guy

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Cracked.com: Comedy with a College EducationTM

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Got a kick out a this one, who comes up with this stuff?? Long week for me and I'm beat, back is hurtin. TGIF tho right! Thought this would give you a laugh, I'm headed to bed now. I liked him on Roseann

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Movie theaters will no longer be safe spaces for bigots. #MarvelYes

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Please join the rest of us in the 21st century

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WiBish confused a lot

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Pull up a seat, my good man. We're rescuing rational thought for all peoples.

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5'11 vs 65yo

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MILO rips liberal idiot a new asshole / MILO takes gigantic steaming dump on shell-shocked soyboy / MILO fists male feminist into submission / MILO unloads everything he's got on unsuspecting lefty who's left gasping for air / MILO unleashes literal shitstorm in face of SJW professor

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Power, Corruption & Lies

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Like father like son

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Sh!thole cuntry

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Jamie, pull up that time in 2002 when they submerged me in brown juice and smeared poop over my top lip

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Little brain teaser for us night owls! I thought it would be fun to share this after my sister in law posted it on face book. Everyone can post their times below and we can compare but NO CHEATING! haha

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