I don’t know why they do it, but I love them for it

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My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990’s game disc and it kind of freaks me out

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Goodnight, ugly little prince

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He Really Tanked This Prediction

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Stupid sexy Sauron

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Whenever my wife gets the mail, she comes back grinning :)

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The checkmate happened decades ago, China just doesn’t realize it yet

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In Moana (2016), the main villain Maui traps Moana in a cave and leaves her to die. After she escapes, neither mention the attempted murder the rest of the movie because Maui is clearly insane and Moana fears he will finish the job

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Our mail lady said she loves our mailbox

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We wants it...

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We all have that one friend

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“Wait... how do orcs know what a menu is?”

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My crabapple tree, defying the local fireworks ban

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Really, Elrond? Not cool, bro

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HBO going full Disney

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Henry VIII problems

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Everybody has that one friend

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Approx. length of last night’s strongest tornado vs. previous world record holder

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One does not simply walk into Crimea

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Dark Brandon claims another would-be usurper. Practically 100% of the global chip supply now in the hands of the US and her major allies. Instant, legally mandated brain drain of US engineers = E C O N O M I C D E C A P I T A T I O N.

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Goodnight, Default Prince. Of all the browsers throughout history, you were certainly one of them.

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We wants it, precious

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“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” -Napoleon Bonaparte [600x436]

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The most powerful weapon is a full stomach

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Middle-Earth real estate market is red hot right now

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Frankly ridiculous

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Disturber of the peace

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No debating it now

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Silly Russians. That's how you get got

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Woe to the vanquished, bitches

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The cost of college (found on an r/memes thread)

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We feel for you, H-man

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Need we remind our Texas BBQ lessers of this particular quote?

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This gave me nightmares as a kid in the 90’s

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Zelensky just waiting for his Pearl Harbor moment

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It’s better to just let things go sometimes

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I hope they do better than Disney did

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Shit Nerva, that’s all you had to say

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They’ll fold any day now, boys

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Cart return facing a parking space, awesome

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Emperor Tiberius was such a Loki

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Oh lawd he comin’

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This one hurt to make

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Denethor hates CAPTCHA’s

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Gave ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle

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Like clockwork

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Offensively named fireworks

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I submitted the top left picture of what I thought was a random weed to /r/Whatsthisplant last summer. The helpful users there informed me it was actually a sunflower! Little did I know, however, that it would grow into a monster...

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Badasses don’t flinch at arrows

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Couldn’t help picturing this as Dirty D celebrated on the sideline. 😂 Will always love the man personally for what he’s done for us in past seasons, though

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True Story

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It’s on now, boys

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They conquered the world in self defense

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Some will say he’s gone too far

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Just one more refresh

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Just take my eyes at that point, fam

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Refer to murderers by number only and don’t give attention to their deranged motives. Sensationalism just feeds the cycle

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They conquered the world in self defense

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I was sent here from LOTR Memes

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Glorious

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A couple years ago, my neighbor decided to paint his house bright orange... then gave up halfway through.

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Sam never saw the Princess Bride

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How the Kansas City weatherman explained the difference between a tornado watch and a tornado warning

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The force was strong with that man

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I’m sorry but this cracked me up lol

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Our mayor in Kansas City posts his phone number publicly so citizens can always reach him. A good man in bad times

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It seemed like a good idea at the time

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/r/HistoryMemes liked this one, so I figured I'd share with the homies here too ;)

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WIP root-over-rock bonsai my spouse jokingly refers to as “the Frankenficus”

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50+ remora fish living inside a whale shark's mouth. Idk why, but this just unsettles me

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Someone texted the mayor of Kansas City threatening to lynch him

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The upgraded crests of Dilophosaurus are savage af

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Caesar who?

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I thought my only backyard tree was dead from emerald ash borer last fall. I spent the money to treat it just in case. This sight brought a tear to my eye today. :’-)

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Raptor parade!

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A house near me has some sort of bamboo(?) which I really want to identify. I can never find a bamboo that will get this size despite Midwest winters (Zone 6A)

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During the Cold War, US troops carried nuclear-armed mega rifles. Named the M-28 Davy Crockett, it was deployed worldwide with 2,100 units produced until 1971. One warhead could give a lethal dose of radiation to everything within a quarter mile.

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