My wife always says I'm useless, but we must have saved at least a couple nickels over the years thanks to my rubber band repair skills.1yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/notinteresting
LPT: When out in public, pull up your face mask so it extends over your eyes also, thereby shielding yourself from the sight of the absolute shithole we've made of this planet.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
WCGW letting your kid play with your phone unattended for a few minutes?1yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
LPT: Make a to-do list filled with trivial/meaningless tasks that you can check off throughout the day so you feel like you're actually accomplishing something.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
TIL Sudan has a crapload of ancient pyramids that far outnumber Egypt's, but they're relatively unknown mainly because they're all kind of shitty-looking.2yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
Ollie is not really a rise and shine type of dog. Waking up in the morning is...a process.2yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/Frenchbulldogs
A MUST-READ for all spiritual seekers! FINALLY someone has put together a simple chart that explains how sexual perversion affects reincarnation!2yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/shittylifehacks
This is it, boys, I finally made the big time! ..Honestly not sure what it is or why it's sitting on someone's car, but it smells edible AF!1yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
LPT: Tired of your wife complaining when you forget to put the toilet seat down? Leave a plunger in the bowl to teach her to THINK BEFORE SHE PLOPS HER FAT ASS ONTO THINGS.6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
TIL that if you're not sure a girl wants to have sex with you, you can just find out what color panties she's wearing. Red means she's down to fuck.2yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
Don't even think about touching Ollie's new pack of cheese chews! (He snaps at anyone who gets too close, lol.)2yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/Frenchbulldogs
Upvote to approve Reddit's new Snoo logo, designed to show our appreciation for Reddit's CCP overlords. (Warning: All accounts that view this post and do not upvote will be put on a CCP watch list.)3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/CCP_virus
TIL my IQ is so high that it literally crashes the IQ test website. AMA.1yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
I'm living the fat-cat lifestyle in this abandoned Tiny House I found. All toilet amenities included! ..Smellya later, ya whiny losers!6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
My dog found this hi-fi stereophonic sound system that some bigwig abandoned behind the local shopping center. ...So FREE RAVE TONIGHT behind Walgreens! I've got the music covered, but please BYOL (Bring Your Own Lintels), and maybe a few extra for me and Ollie..?4yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
TIL you can tell dolphins are pretty dumb by comparing how fat and stupid-looking their brains are next to a human's.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
LPT: Don't have a pet and feel left out because you can't dress one up for Halloween like everyone else on Reddit? Don't worry, you can easily make these cute little princess costumes for the cockroaches in your house!3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/shittylifehacks
TIL that, since 1996, Pepsi has included a secret ingredient in its popular cola -- a synthetic extract engineered by its flavor scientists to mimic a unique secretion found only in Matthew Perry's anal gland.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL you can wear different colored bracelets to school to signify to your schoolmates which sexual acts you're willing to engage in.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL that, despite what guys may tell you, whenever you see a dude sitting with a pants bulge like this, it's because they have a RAGING BONER for you and it's basically sexual assault.3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
LPT: If you have a horrific foot odor problem, try these parmesan-scented cheese-socks. No one can tell whether the putrid stench is coming from your feet or from your novelty cheese-socks! ;)3yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/shittylifehacks
Hey mom, can we go to a different rest stop? I don't feel comfortable using this restroom.4yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/WTF
TIL if you leave your ejaculate in a tank of warm water with some fish food, you can grow your very own pet Sperm Monkeys!6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL I'm a pretty big deal on Reddit. (..Oh, I'll never amount to anything, huh?? ....SUCK IT, MOM!!!)6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL this is what it would look like if the ISS was as far away as the moon6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
I too make Minecraft sculptures, but I'm shy about showing them to people. This is my latest creation. I hope you like it. Please be gentle.5yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/notinteresting
Ollie likes to find pebbles outside and bring them home to chew on. Here you can see he's a bit miffed at me for putting his newfound treasure up on the coffee table out of reach.6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/frogdogs
[6WM 4th ANNIV.][EVENT PLANNING] Terrific news! Gary has reversed his ban on social gatherings, paving the way for the 6WM four-year anniversary event! Details inside.4yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/sixthworldmusic
I have no idea where this straw came from, or how it got onto my bed. [x-post r/paranormal]9yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/notinteresting
LPT: Hey kids, for this Mothers Day, use your time in ceramics class to make mom a custom one-of-a-kind toilet. She'll think of you every time she takes a dump. <36yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
Suck it, US Postal Service. Boo does not play by your silly rules. If I fits, I sits is the only law he recognizes.6yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
..Dr. Claw used Inspector Gadget's severed arm like a baseball bat to deal the final blow that decapitated our hero. Gadget's crushed, headless body was left to rust on the abandoned airport's runway, his separated arm the only part remaining intact. Using the very last of its battery (cont..)7yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
Guys.. I'm tripping so fucking hard right now.. I like can't even think of anything to post, lol!!! ..But here's a photo I just took of some salsa.7yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
You can make your own stylish jewelry out of inexpensive, everyday office supplies.11yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/notinteresting
LPT: How to make your very own set of skin balls: (1) Refrain from bathing for at least a week. (2) Get sweaty. (3) Rub the skin around your neck until you've exfoliated the desired amount. (4) Use your forefingers to roll the skin into a ball. (5) Repeat until you've completed your set!5yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
Q: What's better than a cardboard box? A: A cardboard box filled with wadded up paper.11yr ⋅ teduh ⋅ r/aww
