Couldn’t be bothered to wait when told he was on his way

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Not like it’s his job to understand space and psychics, but whatever

5mo ⋅

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“Customer doesn’t want us to go through the house, just use the ladder to get to the second floor.”

1yr ⋅

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She knew what she was doing

1yr ⋅

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It’s his train now

1yr ⋅

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The OAB building (Brazilian equivalent of American Bar Association) hired this cat as an employee! So now it's official, this little fellow is responsible for welcoming the newcomers.

4yr ⋅

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A totally preventable situation

3mo ⋅

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She’s a scarf.

1yr ⋅

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I’m folding laundry and tossed my tactical belt on the floor for a moment. Instant trap deployment.

1yr ⋅

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The towels had been out of the dryer for less than 30 seconds

4yr ⋅

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I’ve reached the age where I find the parents in old cartoons more relatable than the kids

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Apparently you can use firearms for car repair now

1yr ⋅

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I didn’t intend for my salads to come out so pretty, but sometimes OCD pays off.

1yr ⋅

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So now people can’t even use their own names because it’s “triggering”

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I might have gone a little crazy at Michael’s in the 3-for-$1 bin...

5yr ⋅

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Diving into my new year!

5yr ⋅

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Meow-cenary for hire.

1yr ⋅

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Babysitter

1yr ⋅

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Warmed loaf

5yr ⋅

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My Dorito taco fell apart when I picked it up. But I’d also ordered a Nacho bel Grande. Made the best of a bad situation!

5yr ⋅

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Find someone who looks at you like Pixel looks at me

4yr ⋅

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Someone in my city got this put on their door

1yr ⋅

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Working in the 3D printer business has its perks!

5yr ⋅

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Tidy row of corn just waiting for the deer

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I like the way some EOs smell. I’ll admit the lavender ones really do calm me. But I’ll be damned if I didn’t specify a non-MLM brand for mom to get when I asked for it! I’ll take buying from Amazon over supporting lying companies like DoTerra any day. I love that my mom listens!

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I posted a day or two ago that I got a FR from a rando hun. Today I noticed she reshared a post. It’s disgusting! Poverty is NOT a mindset! It’s a situation that countless are stuck in. Having the “right mindset” will not get rid of your poverty, especially if you live in some of these places.

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Chloe - Was switching the fall wreath to the winter one and laid it on the couch. She jumped up and sat right in the middle and I quickly snapped this pic. She was solid white with baby blue eyes (not blind). I researched and found out my $20 rescue was a Turkish Angora. She passed away 2 years ago.

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It arrived yesterday! This will be my 2nd bujo. This past year, I used a $6 one from B&N budget deals section. I spoiled myself with the gold standard this time.

5yr ⋅

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Anti-vaxxers won’t listen to reason about vax not causing autism. So how about an argument that autism doesn’t -always- totally ruin a person’s life? I know plenty of people on the spectrum who function fine and have learned to adapt despite their circumstances.

5yr ⋅

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Is this a new MLM? I snagged the card (last one) from the counter at the printer cartridge refill shop. I tried googling it, but it’s all vague as to what the hell they even do.

5yr ⋅

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The famous Memphis/Arkansas bridge changes colors for the holidays. I can do that too, ya show-off! :P

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Picked up a breakfast sandwich and a donut at the little mom-n-pop donut shop around the corner from my work. While waiting for the sweet elderly woman to fill my donut with Bavarian cream, I noticed the little table where local businesses leave cards and flyers...

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This might look like just a cat in a hanging bowl-bed, but for Pixel, this is huge! She has been moping in the bathroom since she got home from the vet. She’s out in one of her usual spots now! I think her pain is down and she’s slowly being normal again, albeit the Cone of Shame.

5yr ⋅

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What’s with all these people digging up ancient pics that have been floating around the internet for YEARS and claiming they’re theirs?

5yr ⋅

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Confession time! Who else is guilty of picking off their baby’s eye boogers?

5yr ⋅

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One of the many smaller things I got with Christmas cash. (The keyed cover is the battery) My bike came with a fuel gauge and a gear indicator, but no helmet lock of all things.

5yr ⋅

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Only at WalMart

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I made a reference to National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and my coworker didn’t understand. Further asking revealed he’d NEVER SEEN IT! I said that was an atrocity and rectified it the next day with an early Christmas present. In his defense, he’s only 25 and quite introverted.

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The MLM huns invaded my mall! They set up tables by the carousel, so while little Johnny and Susie are riding, the huns can pounce on the parents who are stuck standing there. I didn’t stick around long enough to see all the brands, but I did clearly see a LipSense sign.

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