To get to the light switch as soon as you open the door you need to pass your hand under the motion activated Purell dispenser. I go into this office about once a month or so and forget every time and end up with a forearm full of hand sanitizer5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Nurse on deathbed admits she swapped thousands of babies at birth5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Haven’t reached this far since I had to get the Xmas tree out of the attic4yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
My piggies! I’ve been lurking for a while and love seeing everyone’s pigs! These are our two- Sugar on the left and Hazelnut on the right :)6yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/guineapigs
Guy claims he accidentally molested a toddler (twice) because he mistook the three year old for his wife.5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
This exchange after he said “How much you wanna bet we have sex by the third date?” (We had not met-and never did)5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/niceguys
Quite charming. I said I didn’t want to discuss with him based on his profile being filled with his sexual fantasies.5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/niceguys
Or maybe that happened when she found out you thought she should drop her panties when you told her how nice you were 🙄5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/niceguys
The master level professional development courses I'm taking have frequent spelling errors and fail to use possessive apostrophes.5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Gratuity added to bill and still recommends adding additional tip. Server did not mention gratuity was included.5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Be it a woman, a refugee, an immigrant, or someone who chose to be born poor5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/PoliticalMemes
Have a sore throat, do ya? Could I interest you in 20-24 seconds of relief?5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Went on a hike in the woods this morning with a friend and started talking about the new Per Semetary. We rounded a corner and found this cairn... I was a little spooked 😳5yr ⋅ tb1649 ⋅ r/stephenking
