Anyone else have a hippo who thinks this is just the BEST spot?2yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/velvethippos
How I feel when iTunes shuffle gives me two songs by the same artist consecutively 12yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/funny
I Didn't Realize A Lot Of Things About Rocko's Modern Life Until I Watched It Again At Age 2013yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/funny
Introducing.. Incoherent Pickup Lines Patrick (Exact Line I Drunkenly Used Earlier)13yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
She now watermarks all of her photos that she posts on facebook. You know... In case someone steals a work of art like this. (It was captioned with Never Forget <3)11yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/delusionalartists
Watched Harry Potter at a [7] then went and shopped for a new piece when I made the connection12yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/trees
I am sad to announce the Corgi responsible for this is no longer. Let us bow our heads in furry honor for Austin, 2000-201312yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/corgi
When I bring all the bud to a party to share and I see some random dude emptying my kief catcher into his bowl12yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/see
I saw posts about lighters, so I thought ents might enjoy my zippo.13yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/trees
We Have Captured Your Elderly - Stand down or else your grandparents get it.13yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/banana
Rapper Freddy E's last tweets and picture before committing suicide. This barrel never felt so good next to my dome11yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/FinalWords
Some guy sent this to my friend, she's 6 months pregnant. I don't know how she resisted his silky smooth approach.10yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/cringepics
Found this kitten nearly dead under a trailer. Now she is healthy and cute as hell13yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/aww
Last tweet of South African model Reeva Steenkamp before her husband, Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius shot her to death, the day before Valentines.11yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/FinalWords
Another heartbreaking final text before a fatal car accident (Translation: I love you and I will try to do what I can to make you happy)11yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/FinalWords
RV7 crashed near my house (x-post from /r/wtf so you guys can see what went wrong when the information gets released)12yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/aviation
After seeing a bunch of ents talking about their childhood gameboys [7]12yr ⋅ tastesliketurtles ⋅ r/trees
