Every time Emily makes this face I think about McKayla Maroney.3mo ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/MarriedAtFirstSight
I met this gentleman at the grocery store today and asked if I could take a photo of him.6yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/pics
My reaction when I open my notifications thinking I have likes on items only to see eleventy useless invites from PM_Editor.3yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/poshmark
My son is obsessed with Poppy Playtime, but all the merch is ridiculously expensive. I found these two for 25 cents a piece.1yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
I found this vintage map of the Islands of Bermuda at a local thrift store for $4. It’s one of my favorite scores ever.1yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
I have a co-worker that always makes remarks like this because I'm a single poor working mom.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My boss was throwing this away today. I rescued it, cleaned it, and now I have an awesome new Cuisinart coffee maker without spending a dime!10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/Frugal
Does anyone else see Tabatha Coffey in Willow Pill? I feel like she’d be a great Snatch Game choice for her.2yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
No friends IRL who would care, but I’ve been playing since 2016 and I just caught my first 100!👏🏻1yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/pokemongo
Thank you, /u/shitimhighh! I absolutely love how the Trixie pattern turned out.6yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
I’ve been trying to score a leather jacket second hand for about 20 years. I finally found one! $21 - retailed for around $200.5yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
MRW one of our customers at work asks me to fax something because they don't do the email.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My attempt to avoid tension with my new landlord backfired so badly I'm still cringing.9yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My friend crocheted this for my son. I hope there are many imaginary adventures in their future.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/pics
We made it to Orlando! I’m so excited for HHN - I had to finish gluing the knots on these before bed. ⚡️WANNA TRADE?⚡️8mo ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/HHN
MRW I saw the question What do you absolutely hate about drunk you? on the front page.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I got mad at my toddler and he kissed my nose and said, I'm sorry, Mommy for the first time.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Yay! Target finally has NYX!! I'm gonna have to try this base everyone on MUA keeps talking about. JUST KIDDING.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Anyone else pick up the Chef’s Cupboard Black Bean Soup and Dip? I think for 99 cents they are a spectacular deal. I’m stoked about trying them!6yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/aldi
I have all my stuff to make bracelets for this weekend! I just have a few questions about styles..8mo ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/HHN
[SPOILER] This is all I thought about while watching the finale. Details in comments.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/thewalkingdead
Biggie Smalls may have died 20 years ago today, but his lyrics are still relevant and they make great memes.7yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MFW my dad says, You know, Fox News saved this country, after Thanksgiving dinner.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my girlfriends without kids ask me what being pregnant is like.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
This is a teacher from Whitney Elementary in Memphis, TN walking home students. He and two other teachers do this every day.9yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/pics
My new t-shirt came in today! Easiest money I’ve ever given to charity.6yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
It's nice to see the USPS making good use of that postage increase. This is the tracking history of my new juice from The Vapor Chef.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/electronic_cigarette
Meet the Golden Gang. The two in front are service dogs my aunt trains. The one in back is the neighbor's dog. He showed up one day and never went home.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/aww
Elves are hanging from the windows at our local children's hospital today washing windows and waving at kids. Ahh the feels.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/pics
This raccoon has been eating birdseed outside my grandma's window for about thirty minutes in broad daylight.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/aww
MRW my friend who knows nothing about computers said, Can you look up porn on the internet?10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I finally got a babysitter so I could go out with my boyfriend for the first time in months11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Um, no thanks. I'll just take 20 minutes if you don't mind.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
There's a giant inflatable baby on the Auburn campus between the student center and the stadium and no one knows how it got there.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/funny
If appearance is any indication of health, I feel like Jenelle is healthier than ever.7yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/teenmom
MRW I came home and found garbage all over my steps from my new neighbors.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Hands down, the best thing to come across my newsfeed during the Grammys last night.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/funny
I am a total novice at SFX and this is my first attempt at fingernails. I wanted them to look like I clawed my way through a rotten coffin. CCW11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/sfx
MRW I went to the club after being celibate for almost three years.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My dad gave me this and told me (with a straight face), I figured a single mom could use one of these for neck pain. Yup. Neck pain. You're exactly right, Dad.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/funny
A friend of mine dropped this gem Saturday night after a guy I was dating that blew me off earlier in the evening showed up while we were playing with makeup and drinking wine.10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MFW (my fist when) I see yet another over used gif on the front page this week10yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My friend texted me the most accurate weather report I've seen so far this winter. We live in Tennessee.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/funny
MRW one of my friends talks me into doing a shot of Jagermeister.11yr ⋅ TartofDarkness ⋅ r/reactiongifs
