Passed out from all the crimes. I’ll be her alibi just this once.4yr ⋅ tangtomato ⋅ r/IllegallySmolCats
Want your slippers hot but them in the microwave you want them cold? Put them in the microwave.3yr ⋅ tangtomato ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Does anyone else have a doxie that will sit like this? That little belly!!!3yr ⋅ tangtomato ⋅ r/Dachshund
My kid slammed a table on his foot. Later in the week runs to show my that the nail has fallen off. He wanted to save it.4yr ⋅ tangtomato ⋅ r/MakeMeSuffer
