Dad jokes are everywhere so be on the watch

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And I bet they both enjoyed it together

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When you know they're the one, you act on your feelings

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Now that is a smart man.

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Don't hookup with your teachers, kids

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Show them what you're worth

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Dreams really do come true

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Depends on how you read it

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He speaks the truth!

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Smooth

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The genuinely nice teachers

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Time to get paid to sing songs in my head

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This dad knows how to customise a laptop

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I second this

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I haven't slept since I saw this

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Pun intended

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I don’t know who else needed to hear this but here you go

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What's all this then?

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This made me feel warm inside

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SOMEONE paid attention in health class

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Don't forget to put on sunscreen, kids!

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The hidden dangers of airpods

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Exsquidsite

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S m o o t h

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What's all this then?

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Look out cause tiny Zeus is coming your way :)

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The kind of teacher that makes their class enjoyable

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Yay Grandma

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I can't speak chinese

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Grandma is more flexible than you realize

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Have fun getting coal for christmas just because you wanted some pussy

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This is nice.

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Now THIS is art

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#ShareAStoryInOneTweet

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When your parents are cooler than you

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I present to you chaotic cute

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That professor though

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This post started out as a random dream but ended in a sentence that I didn't know I needed to hear.

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We cried together

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Only people who had a true childhood understand this

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Everyone: *gasps in unison*

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Powermove level 1000

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Jeff should really get on changing that username

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Accurate

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Bees are the creator of sweet nectar and the ender of hornets

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You better bet your ass I'll get sent straight to heaven

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You either know him or you don't

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Do as the cool kids do

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If you can't help me get up, I'm sure as hell pulling you down with me.

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Oops

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Spank me, Thomas

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Never saying no to string cheese in whatever form it approaches me in

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Believe in someone and you might just get to witness their greatness one day

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The only cooking tutorials you'll ever need

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Guess who's dropping out to go work at Pixar

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Oh, my dear Doofenshmirtz.

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A little louder for the people in the back.

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Both of these are me

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Works every time

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You da bee's knees

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Quantum physicists hate this one behaviour!

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Not the hero you expected but a hero nonetheless

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A truly exquisite article of clothing, if you can call it that

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Damn right you are

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Fuckslug's got a point

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Thank you Mr Eminem

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How inappropriate

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My heart almost shed a tear when I read this

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*laughs in arabic*

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IKEA adventures

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I'm just following my dreams for once, Dad!

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Be careful what you wish for

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WITH ME, MY BROTHERS!

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Remember to hit that subscribe button and click on the bell icon!

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The kind of relationship people want for me vs the kind of relationships I want

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Joel Dongsteen is on to something

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A reasonable price to pay for class

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Both of these dreams freaked me out

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Traffic cameras should tell you to smile before taking the photo

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I got 99 problems and 98 of them are ants

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Don't we all demand too much from the little things that bring us joy?

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I can't read or write cursive

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A loving mother's...

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And yet another reason to love this work of art

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You were visited by the evil version of the tooth fairy

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I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!

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Time travellers exist

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Hon hon hon!

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A beautiful one at that

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I got 99 problems but being short isn't one of them

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I always lose when I play

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I WIPE MY BROW AND I SLAP MY NUTS

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I'd bet on that fight

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Damn boi you just got roasted

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You sneaky bastard

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This is what you get for helping people.

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Ratattooie

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Sleepin' all day every day

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Simple yet expresses exactly how I feel

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We could all learn a thing or two from Mike Wazowski

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Just an average day in Russia

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Angel names

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Meme master Elon

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AAALLLLL BAAAMAAAASEEELLLF

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Thwap

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Don't forget the vacations

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Only true Disney fans will get this

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Fkksjfjfjdjkdjdjs dfmf

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This is the only way to get a woman

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Who out here missin' pangaea hmu

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This is what you get when you help someone

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It's a win win win

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My son got one of these and he's my father now

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Obama also claps for me

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Shut up and finish your bath bomb

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Pro tip my ass

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Show yourself some self love :)

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What does snow feel like?

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That's sad, hey Alexa play despacito

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This awesome dude paying for the person behind him

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I just stand there and smile awkwardly.

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Gecko enjoying his time with toy gecko

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