Seriously, it adds guilt and embarrassment to the anxiety they're already feeling5yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
GirL MiNd C0ntRoLs bOvInE THrU AtMoSphErIc fUcKinG caTaCLysM4yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
Calling your mom, doing that chore, treating people like humans online...1yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
An average idiot wouldn’t know the difference between a Nobel and Pulitzer. It takes an exceptional idiot to not know this while also spelling it “Noble.” In America we call him president.4yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/facepalm
When you giggle at the Reds embarrassing lack of offense then realize we’ll be in same boat tomorrow3yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/CHICubs
Bitch I used to be a bus but now I’m a sensible and rather well-appointed home5yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/bitchimabus
I was nearly overwhelmed reading the thread about how non-Americans responded to 9/1110yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Don’t tell anyone, but the last six weeks the weather in Seattle has been genuinely perfect11mo ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/goldenretrievers
It's like Bin Laden yelling stop flying airplanes into buildings on 9/124yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/facepalm
We were wondering about phases of the moon. I'm actually proud of my dear mom for getting that much right.8yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My impression upon reading insane college party stories on Reddit8yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I can't believe this needs to be said (I'm looking at you Bernie supporters)4yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Seems like the only thing Trump people care about is upsetting people who don't agree with them7yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
“You all need Jesus”: Earning a doublescreed from a true Tiptop Mind5yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
No way. Can't be that stupid I thought after 30 seconds trying to figure out where the fuck to throw my paper towel7yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
You slipped into a coma in 2020. Today you wake up. Someone shows you this. You chuckle and assume you're still in a coma.3yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/baseball
So I just congratulated a woman on being pregnant and asked her how far along she is...10yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Conventional wisdom may disagree, but I've seen this prove accurate over the years10yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This eye in the wood floor of my bathroom ignoring everything6yr ⋅ TallAmericano ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
