Boss, is that really part of the mission?

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Removing the headrest in my vehicle reveals a very shocked face

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They always forget to say please

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Probably a safer job than being a valet at this point

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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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I'm too paranoid.

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A rank 24 player joined my heist and I launched the heist for shits and giggles. To my surprise we managed to grab all the gold inside the vault, despite going over the timer and made it out with very minimal losses. Its amazing how some low level players can play better than some rank 200+ players.

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Y'all heard the news yet?!

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*Worrying noises*

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This may be a joke and all that, but its also disturbingly true.

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Dead By Daylight developers musta been smoking that marajuano when designing Cybil.

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Lester moment.

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I think Rockstar is drunk

5yr ⋅

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I won't lie, this is definitely me when I cause a resonance cascade

4yr ⋅

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Where is my MP5?! Get that garbage outta here!!!

3yr ⋅

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Majima is everywhere, even in SEGA's 60th Anniversary picture.

3yr ⋅

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Place yer bets now, folks!

3yr ⋅

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How did Rockstar go from Lester's and Pavel's dialogue to whatever the fuck Hornymann's and Hornywomann's dialogue is supposed to be?

2yr ⋅

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Can we talk about Yagami's creepy-ass selfie smile?

1yr ⋅

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Friendship ended with Lester, now Big Smoke is my best friend

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Dads always seem to type with 2 fingers only.

3yr ⋅

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If only we could use the radio while on foot as well...

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Changing the lobby would be a good approach but wasting their time is even better.

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Don't do marajuano kids!

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PC players don't have the luxury to experience these games during their day one release :(

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Its hard to make a honest living when you're just an ordinary mailman.

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Me walking back in the saferoom after just getting out of it and noticing Mr. X standing in front of me.

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Canonically, we're robbing the casino over and over so why do we still have to listen to the same tutorial voice lines on subsequent playthroughs?

4yr ⋅

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Everyone on Steam right now

3yr ⋅

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This outfit just screams holiday spirit

4yr ⋅

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I apparently walked into the aftermath of a large massacre at the casino.

4yr ⋅

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Thank you Rockstar, very cool.

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When Paige says that doing the client jobs with more players is better

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I guess I can hang out with the cool dudes now. (Also 2000 dollars bonus for good behavior :3)

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What a twist

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This is probably the only message that players don't hate getting, especially during this week.

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Joined a lobby which was a massive warzone with every player causing mayhem to each other so I decided to do the most logical thing I could think of.

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New players have now resorted to speaking like Vietnamese prostitutes for money drops, along with the degraded english as well.

4yr ⋅

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Apparently someone broke into my apartment and stole my door.

5yr ⋅

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Everytime Agent 14 tells me that I have to make a few drops today, this is my reaction as I leave the session.

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When the Scientists boost the Anti-Mass Spectrometer to 105%

5yr ⋅

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Yeet!

5yr ⋅

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Turns out speaking in a respectful manner with Rockstar's customer support works greatly. I got a neat compensation for a small inconvenience regarding a car purchase (Which I still got to keep)

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After some experimentations, this is roughly the absolute max profit you can have on the Cayo Perico Heist completely Solo: Panther Statue (Not available yet, stat-forced during this Heist) + Full Cocaine Bags + Office Safe + Elite Challenge + Hard Difficulty + No Damage Taken.

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I guess the President of the United States just needed 2000 dollars

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One of the earlier posts I saw here gave me this idea.

5yr ⋅

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Ok Yuki, we get it!

5yr ⋅

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The damn thing is overpowered!

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A new way for checking corners

5yr ⋅

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Hmmm yes, I too hold my weapons 2 centimeters away from my face

4yr ⋅

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Pro tip: Don't act like this guy during heists

4yr ⋅

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How it feels when you accidentally hit your little brother while playing with him

4yr ⋅

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When you forgot to pay your debt back to Miss Tatsu

5yr ⋅

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Are you seriously wearing that facepaint? (Freezeframe when the job launched)

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Some days ago I managed to beat the Zancudo survival without endless waves. Today I managed to pass 20 waves on the same survival with endless waves enabled.

4yr ⋅

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Stay safe out there folks

4yr ⋅

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Griefer!

5yr ⋅

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Me and another mate managed to beat the second hardest survival in the game, the Zancudo Survival. Rockstar really wanted to punish players with this survival.

4yr ⋅

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I might have found the manliest female in GTA Online

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Kifflom brothers and sisters! (61th attempt)

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