Honoring a hero
A post about fatherhood
A beautiful story about fathers and sons
High five in the eye
Marine misses rifle toss
Dr. Jane Goodall, 1960
When you're a little too excited about an upcoming game
Pretty, but scary
Remember when David Beckham lost his mind and got cornrows?
Getting a cool tattoo
Video game section of Blockbuster
Why you should clean the snow off your car
Carlos Boozer and the adventures of the painted on hair
This photo really got to me. 8 year old Christian Golcyznski weeps at his father's funeral in 2007. His dad Marcus was killed by enemy fire in Iraq. Never forget the sacrifice heroes like this have made
[Image] Bad Ideas
Cop ain't having none of it
Are you going to eat that chip? Wait, let me get the camera ready
Sup, I want people to know I smell bad before they can smell me
A distracted man accidentally pours his beer on Chicago White Sox outfielder Al Smith. 1959 [536 x 662]
Homer?? Who is Homer?? My name is Guy Incognito
Grown ass man trying to sell a Burger King ketchup packet for $100
Cigarette into a sewer
Remember the simple life, before vaccines?
Fuck off, I've got work to do
The inky cap mushroom looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie
I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone.
Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!
Never be afraid to share your ideas
So, uh... Ain't you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
This is a love letter Johnny Cash wrote to his wife, June Carter, on her 65th birthday. A poll from 2015 declared this the greatest love letter of all time
In A Goofy Movie, (1995) Goofy has a son. This means Goofy has, at one point in his life, gotten fucked
The first logo for the Pinkerton National Detective Agency. Founded by Allan Pinkerton in 1850, it was the first private detective agency in America. The term 'private eye' was inspired by the logo. 1850 [468 x 379]
WE GOT BEETS!
So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that.
'The Cut' Forest Recreation Area
My trivia book from 2003 says 'Avatar' will never be made
I am not talking to him anymore!
Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich. Are you going to eat it? .................yes.
Stopping on a crosswalk
Killing a spider
This sub needs to get back to it's roots. Gaze upon the horror that is Girlz 'n' Games
JD, hunter of the deepwater jew
Getting a pc game in a box of cereal
Oh I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that is what you think, I have something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a tie at all!
Laughing Colors. Are you laughing yet?
Autism Level 28
Plunger on the subway
Teenage Chris Farley getting his hockey glamour shot. 1970's
Snake fending off cat while being eaten by frog
When your shit is fucked up
Just make me look like Gallagher
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. 'Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?' ..........I don't know.
Queenie, the water-skiing Elephant. Born in 1952, Queenie would live until 2011, making her one of the oldest Asian elephants in North America at the time of her death. Late 1950's. [654 x 415]
The hunger is real
What the fuck am I looking at
Is there potential for this format?
This CD-ROM can hold more information than all the paper that's here below me- Bill Gates, 1994
The Gyro Captain from Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior makes a posthumous cameo in Mad Max: Fury Road
Ringing in 2020 the right way, all I'm missing is a cock of pepperoni. I hope you guys all have a great year.
I love how the writers aren't afraid to make fun of Fox
The black-footed cat, also called small-spotted cat, is the smallest African cat and endemic to the southwestern arid zone of Southern Africa
Newspaper after the birth of the world's first 'Test-Tube Baby', Louise Brown. She turns 39 today. July 25th, 1978 (424 x 570)
Conor McGregor claims he could take down Ronda Rousey, 2016
My best craigslist find ever; A spinning media storage tower originally from Best Buy. It holds more than 750 dvd's, and I was able to pick it up for 80 bucks!
Babe Ruth duck hunting. 1927 [673 x 405]
See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked.
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Mr Maclure, what does DNA stand for?
The seal on King Tutankhamun's tomb. It stood untouched for 3,245 years. 1922 [853 x 648]
When she sucks so hard you lose your pupils
Gimmie The Predator look, fam
How to draw 'The Tick' in three easy steps
Pfft, that’s not a job. I’s a waste of time. What can poor people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction do you get from helping ’em? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
Why it's Curtis E. Bear, the Courtesy Bear!
140 year old tortoise wears 5 day old son as hat
We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks.
Greetings, earth children. Where are you from? ............Earth.
Dusty old bones, full of green dust
Now? Well I think I'll get in the bathtub, and then curl up with a good book
Make me look like a future Jerry Springer audience member
DISGUSTING Human plays with corpse of freshly defeated kitten
When you find out there might not be a season 4
Forbidden marshmallows in a field, just waiting to be picked
Joey meets Sheldon Facebook page. Pure cancer
God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him
At least when Whoopi Goldberg posed as a nun, she was hiding from gangsters
The Cone of Ignorance
BARBARIC MAN tAkEs CaT'S HEAD AS TROPHY!!
Inspired by a dream, 17 year old Bianca Passarge of Hamburg dresses as a cat and dances on wine bottles. June, 1958
Marge, may I play devil's advocate for a moment?
When you and the election are getting blown
Here is an ordinary square Woah, woah, slow down, egghead!
This man looks like he is trapped in a guitar
Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
Annette Kellerman Promotes Women’s Right To Wear A Fitted One-piece Bathing Suit. She was arrested for indecency. 1907 [423 x 653]
Bringing back more classics. Rural comic 'Lifestyle Blocked'
Stella pondering life
For your information, I'm his father! His father... The drunken gambler?? That's right, and who might you be?
SLPT: Avoid getting robbed this Christmas
Anon is a tricky trickster
Sensitive love letters are my specialty. ''Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
The Simpsons chalkboard gag in support of South Park during the Muhammad controversy in 2010
Laughter is the best medicine
And that's the end of that chapter
I called him an Onion Ring Sasquatch cause he is one
My barber should be arrested
A Valentine's Day poem from the Canucks to the Penguins
Do Bionicle memes carry any potential?
Donald Trump toilet paper for the bigly sum of two dollars
Oh, and one more thing; You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie 'The Neverending Story'
R/Gaming bringing back jokes from elementary school
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Hahaha, Suicide, am I right folks
JFK is assassinated, November 1963
Rome burns (Jul 18, 64 AD)
Hello, I'm Bart Simpson. In the past, I've brought you such classic films as Homer in the Shower and Homer on the Toilet. And now I give you, The Eternal Struggle.
You told me it was satire. You were wrong
Bobby you'd better go. If my dad catches you here, he'll make me play that song he wrote about you. Fat white lump is about me??
Small hips/stomach means no cushion for your organs!
Jon Hamm on his high school football team, 1988.
Do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages? Yeah, they call them shakes.
The French have revealed their greatest weapon
I now you can read MY thoughts boy. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
My favorite closing shot to an episode
Jughead wants to nibble on Archies' hot dog
So then I says to Mabel, I says
Anon makes a point
Egg cream gone
A black union soldier is mobbed by angry confederates. He would later be hanged (colorized, 1864)
A member of Black Lives Matter protests in France. 2016
Stop the seagull suffering
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
Oh no, they're gaining on me! Wait, I have an idea! These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!