We are never, ever, getting back together

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Honoring a hero

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Just another day on the subway

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A post about fatherhood

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A beautiful story about fathers and sons

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Possibly the strangest bumper sticker I've ever seen

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A Wandering Albatross. Absolute unit!

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Sir, if you just calm down, I'd be more than happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn

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You have to be creative to stay in business during a pandemic

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You are now aware that Michael Cera looks like Hitler's mom

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This advertisement for live music

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Oh my God, I was wrong! It was Earth all along

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I need torrents to live! TOORRRRENTS!!

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It's Dignity!

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High five in the eye

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Marine misses rifle toss

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They put all of the jerks in Tower 1

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I'm in hell!

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Seymour, the litter box is on fire!

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joe biden has a mullet! Or, someone is behind him

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Morganville is what they called Shelbyville in those days

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GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!

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Dr. Jane Goodall, 1960

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Rolbmag mih llac I

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Stephan Bibrowski, a Polish man born with hypertrichosis in 1890. He later joined the Barnum and Bailey Circus, performing as Lionel the Lion-Faced Man. (1901)

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Exclusive first look at The Whale starring Brendan Fraser

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Anyways, 4 dollars a pound

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Anon's sister plays Skyrim

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And who could forget dear rat boy?

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What the hell is the Southern Hemisphere?

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The Nimbus 2000 broom, designed to go between a child's legs and vibrate

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Does this look like a woman who has had all she can neat?

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And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing is flip-flopped.

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Smokers are jokers

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Can it be used for other things?

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CAN ANYONE PLS CONFIRM? HOW DO I STOP WRITING IN CAPS PLEASE HELP ME

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Did you just call me a liar?

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I answer the door in a towel, do you?

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Gazpacho and loneliness are a dangerous mix

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When you're a little too excited about an upcoming game

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The Star Wars Lightsabre spoon

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Until now, this was the only way to get karma out of a limewire

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The Lithuanian national basketball team poses for a photo during the 92 Olympics in Barcelona. The team was forced to rely on outside funding to play, including a sponsorship from the Grateful Dead. This meant some of the greatest uniforms in the history of sports

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Pretty, but scary

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Remember when David Beckham lost his mind and got cornrows?

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So, I got trapped in a music video. Which was the style at the time

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Patented Skinner burgers!

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Getting a cool tattoo

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I used to be with it

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Did something crawl down your throat and die?

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Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a stripper ever got the chance, she'd eat you and everyone you care about!

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Stolen from FB

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Luke, be a Jedi toniiiiiiight

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Bare cheeks in Star Trek

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Annoyed grunt

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You mean there's a better way??

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I just think they're neat

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Video game section of Blockbuster

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All while Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar

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That count has a ton of dignity

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Check out whatbadgerseat.com for more info

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Can anyone tell me where I can buy a half full Orange Julius?

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Can I use your bathroom?

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In The Simpsons, Season 25, Episode 6, Maggie is seen playing with 'Play-Annoyed Grunt'. Annoyed Grunt is the how Homer's catch-phrase, D'oh, is represented in the show's scripts.

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Why you should clean the snow off your car

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To live is to fight, to fight is to live!

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Homer, do me a favor? GET GAMBLOR

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Everything's coming up Milhouse!

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You're tearing me apart, Flanders!

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My brother-in-law snapped an amazing photo while hiking at Garibaldi

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The Simpsons and King of the Hill back to back were the best thursdays of my life

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Carlos Boozer and the adventures of the painted on hair

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This photo really got to me. 8 year old Christian Golcyznski weeps at his father's funeral in 2007. His dad Marcus was killed by enemy fire in Iraq. Never forget the sacrifice heroes like this have made

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Get out!

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Hey, you know what a great show is? Alf. I must have seen it... twice.

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I'm not a pilot, they found me inside a meteorite

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[Image] Bad Ideas

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I want a million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper ones

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I might switch Bill and Luanne, but otherwise this is accurate

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You wouldn't eat patented Skinner burgers

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First look at The Whale starring Brendan Fraser

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To Lindsay, my rock. I could not have done this without him.

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Marge, the house is on fire!

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You don't know Yoko Ono! I mean, she's so talented they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach it how to sing, but she had so much knowledge it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire!!

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Cop ain't having none of it

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Dear absent mods, please stop porno-posting memes like this one. I am not a crackpot.

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Lenny = Inside out, Carl = Black

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I had the dream again

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The nicest picture of Mr. Garrison I have ever seen

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I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head

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You have brought joy to this old, Italian stereotype

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The rare Seinfeld / Simpsons crossover

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Not Lenny!

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And what are your reasons for orange posting? Don't say karma. Don't say karma. Uhhh, karma?

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Are you going to eat that chip? Wait, let me get the camera ready

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They got this all screwed up

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Sup, I want people to know I smell bad before they can smell me

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He reminds me of Rory Calhoun

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A distracted man accidentally pours his beer on Chicago White Sox outfielder Al Smith. 1959 [536 x 662]

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Protesters block entrance and exit of hospital emergency room in Los Angeles, chanting let them die after 2 police officers are ambushed and shot. Officers are currently in critical condition

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Who's excited for the ballet?

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Keep rollin rollin rollin

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Woman trying to sell a ketchup packet for 5 dollars

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Homer?? Who is Homer?? My name is Guy Incognito

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Rod Serling, creator of 'The Twilight Zone', served as a tail-gunner and demolitions expert during WWII. 1940's

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Whatbagerseat.com

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Mods are asleep, upvote old Criterion logo

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Cigarette into a sewer

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Oh, sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But someday, he'll be a grown man stealing stadiums and - and quarries.

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Hot grill

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Fucking PC's

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Remember the simple life, before vaccines?

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I can never look at Nancy the same way again

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The inky cap mushroom looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie

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I love you, House of Derriere!

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Moe's bar died on its way back to its home planet

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The greatest award acceptance speech ever, courtesy of Larry David

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I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee

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Hey Skinner, I can see your doodle!

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Chris Farley's mom is joined by his old friends as he posthumously enters the walk of fame. 2005

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So hard for the money

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I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone.

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So you like durstposting do ya? Well, have all of the durstposts in the world!

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You can't stop unicycle man

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Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!

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Never be afraid to share your ideas

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Someone has allegedly been repeatedly throwing bottles of urine onto the street in Port Moody

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You are banned from Mushroom Kingdom! You and your children, and your children's children! For three months.

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Childhood memories

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In A Goofy Movie, (1995) Goofy has a son. This means Goofy has, at one point in his life, gotten fucked

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So, uh... Ain't you guys gonna ask me about my hat?

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Fuck off, I've got work to do

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This is a love letter Johnny Cash wrote to his wife, June Carter, on her 65th birthday. A poll from 2015 declared this the greatest love letter of all time

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The first logo for the Pinkerton National Detective Agency. Founded by Allan Pinkerton in 1850, it was the first private detective agency in America. The term 'private eye' was inspired by the logo. 1850 [468 x 379]

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WE GOT BEETS!

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So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that.

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It's time for a lemon party

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'The Cut' Forest Recreation Area

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Do we want old man Patterson here with his finger on the button? WHAT BUTTON?!?!

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My trivia book from 2003 says 'Avatar' will never be made

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Three dollars each at my local used video store

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I am not talking to him anymore!

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Those bastards lied to me

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Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich. Are you going to eat it? .................yes.

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I could have smoked that pot. And worn that hair.

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