If only the cops had some sort of clue to help them find the Turkeyfucker ...7yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/bertstrips
[7] Today's my birthday, so I decided to hunt my favorite Pokemon! 299 SOS calls later and he's fully evolved <35yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/ShinyPokemon
[7] Was watching Man in the High Castle and this happens after 44 eggs! My second perfect shiny 😄4yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/ShinyPokemon
He later went on to become a pop star, build a castle, and become convicted of child sex abuse.10yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/bertstrips
Last night my wife received this Porygon-Z in Surprise Trade. It has 4 ribbons and we think it may have been accidental; if the owner is out there and wants it back, we want to help!3yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/PokemonSwordAndShield
Though if Tio were to die, Los Monstruos Hermanos would be getting much more business...7yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/bertstrips
[6] My shiny alphabet hunt begins with this blue boy! Caught after 494 encounters at Search Level 428!5yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/ShinyPokemon
They say that some species of frogs are very protective of what they consider their territory.9yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie didn't you wish to go cave diving?! Oh I did Bert, but that's not the kind of cave you were thinking of.9yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/bertstrips
Basically sums up never having a girlfriend/any close friends in my life.9yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/ForeverAlone
I think I'm actually the first one worldwide to get it. o.o During my birthday month too9yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/Sporcle
Maybe I don't have to worry. Looks like he-a hasn't posted anythin' all ye--MERDA!10yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/bertstrips
Sonic and Shulk came in today; I am now officially halfway done :) (potato quality)9yr ⋅ SyMag ⋅ r/amiibo
