She kicked the phone out of my hands at exactly the right moment. 10/10 good g0rl

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Merci pour l'aide

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Rest in Pepperoncini

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Valentine's gift from the girlfriend. I didn't know she painted. I figured I'd share it with my people in a galaxy far, far away.

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It really do 🅱️ like that sometimes

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Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

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It's only a minority of people here, but boy are they loud.

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It really do 🅱️ like that sometimes

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At least she 🅱️ getting a 6 month vacation each year

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This is how the local BBQ place labels their tea.

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SMH I hate it when someone has the same color scheme as me.

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I, too, have an awesome girlfriend.

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MFW after two days, finally beating my first solo game.

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I see all your giant vertebrates and raise you an indestructible ball of love. The Water Bear.

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D'oh! He attacked the Federal Security Service for no reason.

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