This photo came up on my memories and I completely forgot about it. My son looking for Santa last year 😭1yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/daddit
Offered a friend a Coors, he said no, then went on to tell me why microbrews are better and why my beer sucks.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The customer wanted to keep our saw dust to start bonfires with. What came out was a 10 guy.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A bike left out during a light rain created a good outline of the bike9yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Terrible twos are here. 50/50 chance what my son does when his sippy cup is empty.2yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/daddit
Whenever a bad storm hits I hear these safety commercials. Of course....but maybe.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Made a bet with a redditor for $10 and won, suggested it goes to charity. He agrees, and does a classy move. Nothing but respect for this peanut.9yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/MMA
2 months ago, my buddy caught his GF with another guy. He forgave her, but caught her again last night with yet another guy. He's finding this lesson out the hard way.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My girlfriends parents definitely put a damper on the mood last night.11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Miley Cirus is hospitalized with a bad reaction to medicine, and is mad people are speculating it's from drug abuse.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Moved in with my gf. I've never had a cat before, she has 2 fluffy cats. I'm learning this the hard way.11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I live in the Midwest and last nights storm hit us pretty hard. Sharing this driving tip because apparently nobody knows this.11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My girlfriend was ok with me sticking a finger in her butt last night, and now I can only wonder..11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I just watched a girl hit a parked car, causing significant damage, then drive across the parking lot and go in the store thinking she just got away with it. Nope. I left this note on her car.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/funny
First time playing in a public match on xbox live in a while, it didn't disappoint.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My mom rescued her a month ago. She was horribly abused and terrified of everyone. After a month of endless TLC, I present to you Ella, the happiest dog on earth :)11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/aww
The construction manager let us know he put some boards down so we wouldn't have to walk in the mud.9yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/OSHA
Worked like a maniac for 12 hours to get this laid out before father's day. Just hoping my foreman approves!1yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/daddit
After seeing the story about the rich kid killing 4 people while drinking and driving, but not getting any jail time.11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Super happy how this rancho roc turned out. Prochemical and idye on a glue bed3yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/discdyeing
Girl on a facebook group was looking for a good artist to do a cover up on this. Had to ask who it was supposed to be.8yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/badtattoos
Just got called scummy by a lady. She felt her car wash should be half off since we're in the middle of a winter storm. I can only wonder...11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When all the snow melts in a few days and it gets cold again, it apparently turns to this stuff called ice (Kensington metro park, MI)3yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/discgolf
My dad thought the neighborhood kids did it. I was just a really shitty artist with a rock.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My brothers boyfriend, who is very skinny, announced at dinner he was now a vegetarian. This was my dads response.11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My buddy sent me this and is refusing to scratch off the rest. It's driving me insane.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/funny
MRW I'm attempting to break the all male gangbang record, and the producer wants to send in another group of guys.7yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
The guy does great work for next to nothing, but this was a little awkward for me.8yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As a 29 year old man that's been to 6 weddings in 4 weeks, the practice paid off.11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When the relationship ended, it got ugly. The odds of this happening blow my mind, and our bedroom walls touched.11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It happens all the time on reddit, and the comments are always entertaining10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
How I feel whenever I decide to watch porn. Seriously, it's fucking gross.11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the guy that messaged me to say your meme is so bad I want to kill myself10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Today I saw 2 mobile homes welded together, spray painted, covered with cobwebs, and anxiety alley was painted on the side.10yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Whenever a cashier asks me numerous times if I want to sign up for the store credit card11yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Kids these days get killstreaks. In my day we got tickets, and we liked it!9yr ⋅ Swichts ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
