My new roommate is always bugging me about something

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Guys are always checking out my necklace.

6yr ⋅

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I always thought my mom was better off single, but now I'm happy we finally have a man of the house again.

6yr ⋅

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She was also tired of constantly explaining to her patients why she smelled like cum

5yr ⋅

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I can't seem to remember what was in that attachment. It probably wasn't important. (Used one of my own pics for this one.)

7yr ⋅

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Used one of my own pics for this one.

7yr ⋅

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Career Derailment

6yr ⋅

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What a jerk! To think I'd be so easily programmed.

7yr ⋅

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Seriously, he always chooses a size too small. If only I didn't feel compelled to do as he says all the time.

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