Now sit your ass down, Stefan.
When you’re in time-out but your best bud won’t let you do time alone
Don’t you have some offs to fuck, Nikki?
He said the quiet part out loud
The manbaby doth protest too much, methinks
SciBabe with the takedown.
Amen to that
This is too perfect
He wants his holiday back
It’s the logical progression
This is how dumb they sound
I think the stairs must be closed too
I officially reached maximum boredom last night
I am a clinical aromatherapist
Look at this gem
Not to mention a global flood to cancel everybody
The duality of it all
Maybe sit this one out, Meghan.
Squirrels apparently have very thin tails
Paint truck container fell off and blew apart completely coating a Jeep
Shut up and take my money
In related news, Water is wet.
That was a Rather good burn.
Thankfully I showed up minutes after the delivery
Blatantly ignoring a stay-at-home order because COVID-19 is a democratic hoax
The struggle is real
I currently have $0
Probably best to sit this one out, Karen.
I’ve got the day off. Time to get stupid.
Had a competition to see how many spiky balls they could collect. Parenting win.
The scope is to help locate his dick.
Wait...who’s pregnant?? (X-post)
Why does it look like Jesus just came? And trying to pass that cross off for an E is a stretch.
My workplace added a new gem to the break room.
I facepalmed soooo hard. (X-Post from r/funny)
Now get lost in the desert for 40 years
Lost my new mixtape while mowing. Looks like one of our cows ate it.
You don’t need to be a bitch bro
I’m not even sure how to describe this. Half eaten cotton candy meets a broom?
I’m guessing “Fish, Snakes, and Worms” just didn’t have the same appeal.
You know he couldn’t find it on a map
These were on the discount shelf, right next to the Louisiana Institute of Technology mugs.
This type of thing infuriates me
The rest of y’all get hotdogs
Love these Bob's Burgers shoes!
Two giant cunts
The Parasite hated Parasite
We named him Yoda
He needs to work on his game a bit
My work place added this old school gem to the break room today, 1982
Sweet meatballs. But not too sweet.
This grosses me out so much
When she brings receipts. RIP bro.
I facepalmed soooo hard.
Fruit cup at my local diner.
Have any of you fine ENTs tried Auto Hobbit - [Ginger Ale (Haze x Cinderella 88) x Ruderalis]? Quite the treat if you get the chance.
I can't get over the size of this baby's head or the look on it's face.