MRW I have to help my buddies dispose of the body of a dead albino that they killed in a mob hit.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm eating lime jello and someone challenges me to a staring contest.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm watching my cult followers descend into my dungeon of horrors.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm at a rave in a park and the cops come to bust it up.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm about to tell my friend Becky to check out a huge butt.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm the Dog Emperor-God-King and my servants finally have my chin rest at the ready.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
LPT Going to a public gathering? Wear a Guy Fawkes mask so people know to take you seriously.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
MRW I have a speech impediment and someone is trying to sell me on flying lessons.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm the Sandman and Thor finds me hiding on the bus.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm busy playing American football but really need to poop some statistics.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm checking on the panini I'm making myself for lunch.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm too much of a little pussy to take the pizza out of the oven without an oven mitt.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have a flashback to that time I was beaten nearly to death by a cold banana.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm at a costume party with Gordon Ramsay and he can't figure out what I'm dressed up as and demands to know.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm told that my face is not smooth enough and needs to be sanded.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
My friend who keeps calling me Jerry describes what it's like to have sex with the bodies at the morgue.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Based on a True Story. Good thing it wasn't a Taco or Bud would be long gone.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My friend who thinks my name is Jerry tells me what he thinks is growing on my loaf of bread.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW she finally notices that I got her phone number tattooed on my penis.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Italian guy who talks with his hands all of the time and is very sensitive about food that is too heavily spiced.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
TIL There's a better way to make orange juice than this.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/ShittyTodayILearned
As someone who was just backed into while at a complete stop in a parking lot traffic jam, here's some X-Mas shopping advice [Fixed][Fixed]9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
LPT Keep cubes of jello in your pockets for easy on-the-go snacking goodness!9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
MRW my perfectly normal human penis engages in the sex with a perfectly normal human female.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My friend who thinks my name is Jerry tells me what he did at Lebowski Fest last year.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW someone asks me about the penis sticking out from the back of my pants.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm mailing out the Beatles' fifth studio album to a buyer on my internet-based record shop.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Introducing the new maymay: 1984 Kid (A ShittyAdviceAnimals EXCLUSIVE!)9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I'm beginning my long journey to the center of the Earth.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
LPT Being a considerate office mate is an important step to success.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
This website astounds me with how deep their thoughts on medical professionals go.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
If you make Twitter accounts illegal then only criminals will have Twitter accounts.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
The Ape Gooch is the Filthiest of all of the Gooches of the Animal Kingdom.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
[Hot New Maymay] Ripped-off inspirational quotes boats.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
She had the nerve to say this to my face after I got us a nice bottle of Merlot.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
If the women don't find you handsome, yadda-yadda-yadda....9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
LPT: LPT: Taking something small apart? Don't lose that last screw... Use a screw bucket!9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
Coming to theatres this Christmas! Smokey and superdankmaymays9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I listen to track 8 from Fleetwood Mac's 1975 album Fleetwood Mac.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
With all this talk about trusting farts I thought I'd weigh in on the subject...9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I'm terrified because I'm talking upside down so I call for my mom.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Man who forgot my name and just calls me Jerry explains why he's going to take his credenza on to Antiques Roadshow and have it appraised.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My annoying hangnail has a message for you about the dangers of the marijuanas.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Guy who has forgotten my name and insists on calling me Jerry gives me advice on what to do during a poker tournament.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
That's what she said.... But seriously, call an ambulance.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Shelltown - I'm trying to eat lunch in front of a bunch of corpses.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/fakealbumcovers
When I'm telling a buddy about the time I met a whole room full of people named Allen.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I'm a shit-eating Frankestein's Monster and someone informs me that there' an all you can eat shit buffet in the break room at work.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Guy who thinks my name is Jerry is super excited about selling his stuff on eBay.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Just saying the band's name makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl.9yr ⋅ superdankmaymays ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
