looks pretty fun to me

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you light up my life

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what is happening on the left?

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the eagle has landed ....houston, we have a problem..

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it is in Australia

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the kitty kat express

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I might need two of them

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they called me ... el poopo

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I've fallen and I can't get up

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she looks pretty good

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smelly cat, what are you looking for?

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Thank you mr. Penguin

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mind blown

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not as good as walmart chicken

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these are not my glasses

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nom nom nom

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da fuq my chippies?

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Cue Laverne and Shirley theme song

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that is truly magical

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it will put hair on your teeth

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but can she swing an axe?

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and scrape that pickle off

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it wasn't all burritos and hookers my friends

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always check the peep hole

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Mustangs really suck

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Next year it is the Battle of the Chads ..

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just a little off the top

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oh he's getting angry now ...

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real Chiles burn twice

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I'll never let you go

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a duck? Where?

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start the day out positive

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I was plastered ...but I smelled nice.

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God save the queen

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better put on your seatbelt

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what is that smell?

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it's a Self Pressing suit

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the police have been called

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a magnet that repels

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it's not much but it's honest work

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there was no toy in the happy meal

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the happiest place on earth

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that should be ironed..

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That is a FINE thread of COURSE.

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no more long walks

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tastes great.... Less filling.

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buzzing the tower

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hmmm, what is she spelling?

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I need my foot as well

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Jeebus save us...

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finally some good news

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don't break her heart with PBJ

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Oh behave Pip and becky.

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it's not always the fastest that wins the race

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nobody has had a piece yet

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he is a super hard worker

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Josh Patrol, be there on the double

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jukebox hero

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it is not a toooomah.

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somebody call a doctor

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I've never gotten this far

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no means no

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and that is just my right hand

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monke see monke doo

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it was hard to farm on a cold day

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God don't make no trash

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finally a picture for my Instagram

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just the way momma used to make it

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no animals were harmed ..

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what is the bully's home address?

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what did the baby do?

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can you spare a moment to talk about Pablo?

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Babushka loves you

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thank god the baby is black and white.

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we don't deserve them

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your girl is a cat?

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Optimus Prime is my hero

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I'm half the man I used to be

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at least there is no cheese

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Where is Toby?

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I guess you had to be there... I was watching Mandalorian.

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no dream is too small ...

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he thought that it was the cat

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every vampire needs a good dog

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I wanted to hold her hand

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not sure if redditors could relate

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that one guy...the man, the myth, the legend.

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well that is settled then...

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beer is considered a soda in Russia

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just give him a moment

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excuse me while I go sit on the toilet for a moment

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and where is my hoverboard?

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when garbage attacks

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The hair was donated to the less fortunate

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make love, not warcraft

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I am a tasty snack

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time to feed the hobitsess

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Do not shoot my Happy Meal

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don't make him go down there

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do you dry your face or your butt first?

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some people still respect Christmas

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she is beautiful

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I told you to clean your room

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all hope is lost

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Lil Purple Drank better run on outta there

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Elon loves all of his children

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he already dead

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thank you for you sacrifice ...

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you can save another $30 at geico...

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its the motion of the ocean

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there was a mosquito on his face

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training to be Australian

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He wanted to be the race car

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Too much Axe Body spray

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I hope she had fun

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My little brother does this

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I guess you had to be there

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now if I could just find my sandals

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long live the Queen

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pick a winner

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Batperson is angry

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he is halfway there

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he might not survive

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this will be the best cheese platter ever ...

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if I had a gun with two bullets

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tastes like chicken

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he did promise to adopt you

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WD-40 is a great degreaser

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better unplug that heart and lung machine..

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that looks too easy

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anyone got a match?

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dinner is ready Margo

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you had me with the porch light

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Always drink light beer

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this is why I am fat

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you have to be an expert to improvise

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my mouse is a bit bitey

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it's an angry lizard

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are you from Ohio?

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at least an 8 point buck there.

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The Ozzy drop bear kills an average of 12 people a year

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You can either be smart or beautiful ..

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it even has central heating

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Transformers 12 looks pretty good

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