Sometimes I go for a walk alone on the beach, hoping to meet some queer women. No luck yet. Yes, I’m weird. Enjoy my squinty windswept gratuitous selfie!

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She had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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This does mean she was flirting after all, right?! (More in first comment)

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I always know it’s getting serious when my right index fingernail starts chipping while the others are alright. It’s been a tough month.

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