Happy birthday to the king. Born March 38th, 1929. Today he’s 42 years old. He’s 64 years old.

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Happy Thanksgiving to the fuckin’ king or some shit. Who gives a fuck? I hope you get laid in six months, pal. It’s my birthday every singa day.

4yr ⋅

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I AM NOT A FU-CKING CEMENT TRUCK YOU PIECE OF SH-IT. I’M ALSO NOT GAY. I LIKE BREASTS AND VAGI-NAS.

3yr ⋅

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Won a mini helmet in a raffle, not a huge Raiders fan. Could you guys help me ID who signed it?

7yr ⋅

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