If you’re going to add the heart system fine, but then don’t guilt trip me when I fail and can’t keep going??1yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/duolingo
If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular.11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let's just call them Mr X and Mrs Y. So anyway, Mr X would say: Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer Jay Simpson!11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Comrades, our nation is completely bankrupt. We have no choice but to abandon Communism. I know I know I know, but we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly10yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We've never lost a year before, and I'll be damned if we're gonna lose one on my shift11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This so called 'New Religion' is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times but first let's pass the collection plate.8yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
At the town meeting he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central... I made sure to note that, as it seemed quite unusual11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here you go, your rubber training knife. You've attained the rank of 'Pussywillow'.10yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly, it's not even about him ... inside it's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial9yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Everybody up here to my square. It's safe and it's sexy. Oooh baby.11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Watching FOX last night I heard a rather amusing story. This character Martin was feeling rather randy, and he was heard to remark-11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All you gotta do is say 'I am waiting for a bus.' Then I hit you with pies for five minutes.9yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah, she said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day10yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No you can't play with it. You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do.10yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Listen: you can't buy that kind of PR but you can get it for nothing by having a baby, which by the way your insurance will cover except for the deductible which I'll reimburse you for if you get the part which you will, if you have a baby10yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You might even say I hate the Post Office. That and my parents... lousy beatniks.11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge look at me. We've been separated a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sure, we'd all love some real friends Marge, but, what are the odds of that happening?10yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught six dangnabbit11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uhh sir. I'm afraid all those players have retired and uh, passed on... in fact your right fielder has been dead for 130 years11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Skinner with his crazy explanations. The Superintendent's gonna need his medication. When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations there will be trouble in town tonight!11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, in a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.10yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Being a huge movie star must be good too. What are you working on now?9yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I was at the orphanage 'till I was eighteen. Then I got my job at the souvenir stand. Oh and once I saw a blimp!11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Just ask this scientician. He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive.11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sacrebleu! We will show zees Americans who looks like ze frog, eh?11yr ⋅ SunflowerSamurai_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
