Welcoming the tulips

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My friend thinks her baby wookie is a dog.

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MRW my friend said Nic Cage is fucking awful.

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MRW I learned Mexico has passed the US as the fattest country

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I shall never complain about stepping on a Lego again

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Having a bad day? Here's an ape dancing in a puddle.

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Well, this made me make an unmanly noise.

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Fairly new to grilling. Thought my porkchops turned out damn good.

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MRW my boss is making a Harlem Shake video for the company. Participation is mandatory.

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Had to put my handsome buddy down today. Thought I'd share his smile with you folks.

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I found a hobo splashing another hobo.

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MR after I accidentally stepped on my dogs tail

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MRW I completely forgot about Black Friday and walked into Walmart

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MRW I put my lunch in the fridge at work

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When someone in an RV says they're going camping

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MRW someone asks for extra bacon

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MRW my friend slept with the girl I liked

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MRW someone I hate makes me laugh

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Bikini Contest

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MRW my gf burped while yelling at me

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MRW my neighbor accused me of shitting on his lawn

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This company stinks.

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MRW my friend calls my name and proceeds to moon me.

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:P

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MRW I go to a new restaurant and begin browsing the menu

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MRW I'm interrupted while telling a story

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I brought you a flower

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EEEEEEEEEVIL!

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MRW my mom uses my full name

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He must've been on Reddit all day

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Super Badger away!

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Having a good idea while drinking heavily

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When I get home after buying the gf tampons

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Pachyderms playing in a pool

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MRW people bring babies to the movie theater.

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MRW my barber fucks up my haircut

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White trash birthday cake

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Got my Halloween costume yesterday. MRW I found the same one on Amazon for $40 less + free shipping

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First the apes. Now this.

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My dad went to Nepal to teach some classes. Brought this home for me.

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MRW I lift my hand after smashing a fly and nothing is there

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MRW the homeless man on the train says to me I know what you did.

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MRW I fart and someone makes eye contact with me.

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MRW I fart and no one notices.

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Solution to YOLO

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Got caught stealing picnic baskets.

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When my dog peed on the cute girl I was talking to at the dog park.

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MRW I got weird looks for saying a man was attractive

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Easy mistake, Clint.

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Astronaut problems.

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When my friends came over to watch Shark Week

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Never see wombats on here, so here's a baby one in a hat.

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My friends kid wanted to look like Iron Man, so he taped a slinky to his chest.

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When diarrhea decides to show up

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MRW I run into my high school nemesis

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MRW the person at the front of a line hasn't decided what to order

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MRW I was a kid and my mom told me to eat my broccoli

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Elephant playing with a lizard

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Little person discrimination in the WWE

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MRW I'm constipated

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These are MY stairs, bitch!

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MRW I'm stuck at a family reunion and someone's about to give a speech

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A giant robot made out of balloons

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Upright bears

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Dat pass

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She's very dignified.

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Everything looks good here. Smells good too.

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Wouldn't you give him a hug?

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When my date said One Direction is the most talented group in music today.

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