My friend’s cat just sits there and judges you.
We’re not cavemen anymore.
Well that's a wrap on my New Year's resolution.
Juice is loose
Cards Against Humanity isn't for everyone.
For security reasons
Honeymoon shift is over!
Women distracted on phone claims crazy bikie
On this day in 1897, Thomas Edison created the Kinetoscope, the first ever patented motion picture camera. Because of this patent, Hollywood was essentially born. (more in comments).
2,000 feet gone but not forgotten.
Today’s chef challenge
“I’ve played a few video games”
Perfect Lines for imperfect rectangles.
Someone on Reddit has the exact same cat and took the exact same photo as me.
When you steal an aircraft but don't have the necessary flying skill level.
The “sandwiches” our school sells
[Humor] Ban on Charcoal
Week 2, $35 [more in comments]
My girlfriend likes to cut my sandwiches into weird shapes just to watch me suffer.
PsBattle: This judgmental cat.
1500 wings for a Super Bowl event. Supposed to be gluten free.
First time trying this: $30.20 [more in comments]
Week 3 [more in comments]
When trauma aid isn’t your forte.
My uncle’s greenbean sandwiches... “yum”
[Homemade] Cast iron skillet pizza.
My secret Santa gave me 300 mini Reese's peanut butter cups. I ate 12 of them and started putting them in food.
Fine folks over at r/Writingprompts joining the campaign (link in comments)
My friend’s judgmental cat.
80mph > 5mph
30 cases of water.
Well this is an awkward bus ride.
This bathroom sign.
These are strange times, Jacob. (Robertson and Airdrome)
When you’re out of medium and only have XL.
These forks held up by a toothpick resting on another toothpick.
Eggs the new wheat.
LA shoppers check your email. Groves, et al. v. Maplebear, Inc. d/b/a Instacart, Los Angeles Superior court
When store employees don’t care and just hand you a stack.
8.34lbs per 1 gallon. You want 175lbs of milk for $.40? Yea, you’re only getting 10.
Sorry they only had 6 🤷♂️
Got my gf a Fitbit. She was excited to connect with other health minded people in the community. Health minded people = shirtless guys continuously messaging her.
In my two years of doing IC. Never gotten this lovey badge of honor.
Get it together, Linda.
This device scans items on the bottom of the cart to prevent shoplifting.
Lol ok then.
These are the batches I live for. 💪 (Before the new pay system kicks in)
IC staying on top of the trends
Happy Sunday everyone!
Yea, you can fuck right off.
97,000 steps in 8.28 hours?
Families that protest together, stay together.
Got a DELIVERY ONLY. Shoutout to my shopper (4 of 25).
Dollar Shave Club has new wipes
PLEASE ASK A SUPERVISOR.
This roundabout with stop sign.
Riddle me this IC: How am I supposed to check for missing or damaged items from the ISS, if they seal the god damn bags
Why yes, I understand IC support is busy and will gladly hold.
I spy with my little eye...
We have a dragon problem in Othello, WA.
Toys R us trying to make a quick buck in these trying times.
I love orders like this!
700 shoppers in the zone and I’m the closest? Oooooooook.
Got a book as a tip. I’m not even mad. 😂
Good god, LA now at almost 800 shoppers.
Rain drop, drop top. Train drives by and goes chop chop.
Keep those checkout times down.
A cucumber costing me $100.
Ralph’s can’t get drivers to deliver. I wonder why.
[Humor] Well OK then.
The landscape guys outside my apartment trimming the palm trees.
“Please leave groceries by door.”
Karen is really tired of our shit!
Apparently I hang out in the wrong hot spot.
When you told your friends about Cryptocurrency before the dip(s).
Went to START DELIVERY. I can see her house from the store parking lot.
[Humor] You’re right! I need to take care of ME!
This zone is so over saturated. What a joke. I miss hourly guarantee.
TIL A Mexican day is 3 hours long.
It's Girl Scout cookie season.
Me: Going through entire checkout with my 75 items. IC checkout error. Start over.
Happy 4th everyone 💪
Or.... I buy you one filter for your tap and deliver that instead?
Christina Aguilera: The modern day Jessica Rabbit
[Homemade] I heard Reddit loves pineapple and dishes inside pineapple.