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Time to polish up the old resume.

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40 years old and cast my first vote today.

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I got a Valentine from a coworker last night. I'm pretty sure she wants the D.

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Consoling an injured friend

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Let the day drinking begin.

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So my girlfriend needed my help hanging this.

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Upon hearing about the new policy at Starbucks.

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My friends tree is the stuff Christmas nightmares are made of.

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So apparently I bought the official dog food abused children.

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My version of flirting [FIXED]

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I'd say the party was a success.

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IMDb is doing a poll of the top 25 shows of the last 25 years. Thought you guys might want to see where The Wire ranks, and what shows are ahead of it.

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Since it's my cake day I thought I would whore this out for a little karma.

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So my neighbor moved out of town.....left me this as a going away present.

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I present to you...The Sloppy Hog. Homemade pulled pork, melted Wisconsin extra sharp cheddar, chipotle slaw on a toasted cheddar garlic bun.

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Of course I'm in room 402

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So this ust happened outside my work.

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Consoling her injured buddy.

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Sounds like a challenge to me.

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Let me introduce you to Carlin...my first, for 36 years I never thought I wanted kids....after 6 weeks I can't believe how wrong I was.

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The first toys I bought for my son. Am I doing it right?

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Omar's Coming.....to breakfast

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It's nothing super rare or old...but I got my personal holy grail figure yesterday.

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Went outside for a smoke, came back to the new puppy like this.

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It's my girlfriends birthday and I'm broke, so I made her a dark chocolate covered bacon rose for breakfast.

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They were the last two left in the store. It just seemed wrong to split them up.

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A few more details about the company picnic - it's at the plant, no food will be served, the only activity will be work, and the picnic is canceled.

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Smoked some Jowl Bacon the other day....so BLT's are definitely the way to go.

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Consoling an injured friend.

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This is what you get when you send a non-drinker to the store for stuff to make Jello shots with.

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It was my night to make diner, My girlfriend said to surprise her.

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Bar far my son's favorite thing to cuddle with.

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Meet my ex-wife.

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I asked my father how old he was when it was invented.

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I love winter...everything looks so fresh and clean.

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I would like to commend my neighbors for keeping their Halloween decorations out year round.

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Busted out the smoker today.

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How to tell if your new roommates are Asians.

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My neighbor's Christmas card rocks pretty hard.

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(Florida Keys) This lil fella hung out on my porch for about a year.

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1968 Rand McNally Map of the Solar System that my girlfriend found in the free bin at a garage sale. [3264 x 1836]

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.......and that's the last time I will be going into my backyard.

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I have to remind myself of this almost constantly.

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Awesome 1968 Rand Mcnally map of the universe that my girlfriend found for free at a garage sale.

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Found this badass in my kitchen, we named him Killer...any idea what he is

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Guess which one was kept in a place people smoked for the last two years?

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So I got this giant castle at goodwill. Does anyone know anything about it?

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It's funny cause it's true

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Hey Reddit, my bangmaid is moving in in like a month. So she has been shipping boxes of randomness to me. Thought you might enjoy some of the highlights

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The Original Most Interesting Man in the World

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