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cursed_behz

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If I had to summarise my Tinder experience, this would be it

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Seems Enzo has had an influence on RJ

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The worst sorts of people you know

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Poor thing

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Desmond every two seconds:

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The flight from Lisbon back to Farnborough has been delayed

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Had to cop 🔥

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popped a strange shaped hair out of my chin lol

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Official photos of our new kit have been leaked, I assume the Three sponsorship will be removed soon

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This guy tweets non stop at Trump

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No, Netflix

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A Good Samaritan

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12 year old me thought I had style. I did not.

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Went on the stadium tour today! Highly recommended

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Me as a gansta Potiphar circa 2009

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A Healthy Diet

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You’re Goddamn Right

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Oh no baby what is you doing :/

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Found on Twitter, am howling

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I couldn't resist

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DRUMPF RESIGNED!!!!

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.em dehctamnu ehS

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If at first you fail, try and try again...

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Well that didn't work

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This could not have gone any better

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Why I don't have a girlfriend.

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Well that escalated quickly

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My view of tonight’s game. KTBFFH

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Well that was easy

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My new lockscreen 🍎🍐🍊 I love it

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I think I'm in love

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Took yesterday's top post and improved it with something that doesn't actually cockblock yourself

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Is it just me or shouldn’t the sign above the door be mirrored?

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Her bio said bet you £5 you won't swipe right, so naturally I took advantage

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I like this one

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This is Ollie. He's majestic af.

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It was going so well until that last line

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It's not 1942, Lindsay

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I'm impressed with myself

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Her bio was “I put the hot in psychotic”

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What the actual fuck?

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Sometimes just being upfront works

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Uhh....what?

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This amazing specimen whom I found on Tinder

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Erm?

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Completely ignored the second line

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An actual conversion my friend had with a stranger recently

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I don't know how this worked

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She sounds lovely

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Um...how did this work

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It seems I've gained some notoriety.

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This should be fun...

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[Other] OH MY GOD

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She has a great personality

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It definitely did, hon

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I...I think I've found my soulmate

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You already know what line I'm going to use. ( ° ʖ °)

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Did Someone Say Wingardium Leviosa? ( ° ʖ °)

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Why is this person even on Tinder?

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Taking advantage of Tinder's new gender feature

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I don’t even have a dog

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Give me your worst

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How is Gerrard rated higher than Lampard? And why are their shooting stats the same?

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No words.

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The ol' switcheroo

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I got the green light.

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Had to get a shirt with the GOAT on it

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Used this bio recently.

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Whoosh

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You know damn well I hit that superlike button

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Because repeatedly saying it actually happened makes it $100% true

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This person made an account for their dog.

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She didn't reply

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I'm not racist, I just don't like black people

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