When you love the smell of bacon but get a little too close to the frying pan on the stove...6yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I bought at $32, $140, $330, $225, $50, $120, $165, $220, $253, $180, $100, and $84, with more planned for Friday. What's an exit strategy?2yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Superstonk
Thanks, I hate cruel but effective ways of lessening the homeless population1yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/TIHI
🎶 Ohhh, we're halfway there (to XXXX), whoa-OH! DRS every sha-aaare! 🎶2yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Superstonk
Don't upvote plz - keep today's news at the top. I'm just adding a couple shares for the bot.2yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Superstonk
Well, *my* group chat definitely doesn't do this, but I bet everyone else's does.3yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Happy offseason, everyone. Apparently you can put pretty much any name on the back of a jersey.4yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/CHIBears
This bottle of scotch at my office's white elephant gift exchange was stolen twice before anyone opened it5yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
If only there was a better option... like something which dozens of other countries have already successfully implemented...1yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/facepalm
A guy at the gym handed this to me earlier and said Let's hang out. I'm a guy, and now I'm very confused.9yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/cringepics
Fill your own plastic shopping bag for $5, or bucket for $20. No low ballers; I know what I have.3yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
😠 Feeling annoyed... but only when someone else does the same thing I do4yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/facepalm
I'm disappointed that my daughter's teacher didn't even give her half-credit5mo ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/technicallythetruth
This hotel has abstract cockroach paintings in at least two of their rooms.2yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/ATBGE
12,000 * 46 grams of sugar per can = 552,000 grams = 1,216+ pounds of sugar consumed3yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/CrackheadCraigslist
Nine years ago today: the Colts beat the Titans 19-13 in OT thanks to this crazy Vick Ballard TD2yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Colts
In a virtual Secret Santa gift exchange ($20-25 recommended price point) this year, my Secret Santa gifted me these, both signed with COAs. I'm stupidly confused and totally blown away right now.3yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Colts
Yeah, I'm sure posting this on FB would never come back to haunt you.5yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Well, that's clever. A seat belt pulled through a rust hole in the door to support a dragging muffler.6yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
They're all over my neighborhood. I, for one, welcome our new Crawfish Overlords.8yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/houston
Eating lunch at my favorite burger place in Houston and saw this guy on my table... I picked the right seat!5yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Colts
I get it, they're irritating and a little uncomfortable, especially if you wear glasses. However, they're better than unintentionally infecting and maybe even killing the people around you.4yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/facepalm
Trans athletes in competitive sports = wrong. Bragging about your junk on public social media posts = perfectly fine.1yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Left the car running to pick up the neighbor's kids... came back to see this.5yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Facebook Gold. My Mississippi friends don't take kindly to African American adoptions.7yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/trashy
♪You better watch out, you better not cry, you better lube up, or he's going in dry - - T. Y. Hilton is coming to H-Town ♫5yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Colts
In 2012, I made a lifetime bet with a Texans fan. I included an obscure term to cover all grounds. Today, I am thankful I added it.5yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Colts
Grand Opening! Followed closely by Copyright Infringement Lawsuit Closing.7yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/facepalm
When life gives you a shitty Neon with rust-holes in your doors and a loose muffler, make lemonade.6yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/redneckengineering
Whose jersey should I wear to NRG on Saturday? The Texans' owner, the DROY, Luck's bodyguard, or Snowflake's kidnapper?5yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Colts
In honor of Burger King's new horrific tacos, here's my first and last experience ordering Taco Bell's waffle taco for breakfast5yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This job might be for you if... you are willing to work this full-time position in exchange for not-money.3yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Initial Vegas season win totals are out. Which teams would you take the OVER/UNDER on?9yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/nfl
I just turned 1 billion seconds old, and I missed the moneyshot by one second.8yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/screenshots
They're leaving the EU, but I guess any two-letter acronym will do for this news agency's audience.8yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/facepalm
Do you have any idea how much time we'd save by not taking it apart?!6yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
A Facebook friend is advertising her MLM crap with this image. Buy the makeup, get a free bukkake?6yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/facepalm
This is what many people in my Indiana hometown consider to be great Mexican food4yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I've lived in the Houston area for the past 12 years, and, unsurprisingly, have a lot of friends who are Texan fans. My Facebook newsfeed is full of this kind of garbage tonight.4yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/Colts
I'm not 100% up to speed with my current lingo, but is this basically the same implication as Netflix and chill?6yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/facepalm
Good news, everyone -- Trump Beats Covid! The commemorative coin says so! The best is yet to come. Also, Space Force.3yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
In preparation of Super Troopers 2, I'm hosting a Super Troopers watch-party next month. Am I missing anything?6yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/supertroopers
Congrats on Making a Human with your Genitals! has a different meaning with the baker omits a word. From our Gender Reveal party today -- it's a girl, by the way.9yr ⋅ strooticus ⋅ r/pics
