turned this into a magnet for my human’s fridge.. in case they forget how good of a boy i am while they’re in there.1yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/Bulldogs
❤️🙌🤯 my favorite customer of all time. she said i was the first shopper to ask questions/send a picture.. told her about Whole Foods being 86’d/sent her the link to the tribune article. she asked me if it was okay to leave me $100 tip... 😩❤️.5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
from our local FB group today. ☠️ toooooo good not to share. 😳😂5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
an example of “someone just shopped my 6 items from sam’s, it’s been over an hour what are they doing?” (hopefully no one accepts this but) your sam’s order is sitting in their car while they shop this 55 item/90+ unit aldi order.1yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/instacart
you can order from lowes now! 😂 60 mile round trip for whatever 40 units of stock photo of wood means!1yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/instacart
shift got cancelled with an RI for not accepting the same no-tip $5 order over and over.. and then it immediately pops up on demand.... 😂 okay FINE. I’ll take it for $21.4yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
hi! sorry your delivery is late, i pulled over thinking i saw a stray dog... but... no. just an ALBINO DEER?! 🤯5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
i check crime map when it’s a questionable area. 4 assaults with a deadly weapon w/child endangerment just on this little block alone in the last 3 weeks. someone found shot dead in their running car 1.5 blocks away. sorry, don’t feel like delivering a bunch of booze to the hood today. #unreliable5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
4 cases of water, and lots of units of yogurts. and... the store is 😱 next to my house?! and... it’s basically the same pay as it would be on the old system too?! 🙌 thank you Instacart Jesus! 😂5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
could i just be an ISS for an hour /quit for $1000 instead? 🤔3yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
well fuck. me. dumbass tried to look at my phone on the highway, dropped it... and ended up accidentally accepting this batch. do i keep it and hope i have karma on my side, or remove it? wondering if support will tell me how much the batch offer was now... because 😑🔫 i didn’t see it.5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
“i don’t always order from Costco, but when I do... I like to order items I DO NOT want.” 🤗3yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
OH what a difference an hour makes! 😂 skipped this order for $11.82 (no tip)... accepted a different order, and an hour later IC must have gotten the hint... for once at least!5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
this is my favorite note to have on any produce. when are you planning on using the damn avocados. 😂5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
offered an order (yellow) for 2 bottles of liquor. store is 5 minutes from me. almost 12 miles to customer. it gets “removed”. next offer... 1 minute later. THE SAME ORDER (red) at the store 10 miles away from me, but 1.6 miles from the customer.. for $6.21 less! THE SAME ORDER THEY JUST REMOVED. 😂5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
you approved the replacements *you specifically chose*.... and then did this, rated me 3 stars (all of my other orders have quality bonuses 😉), and didn’t tip me one penny on your $600, 135 item order in the middle of rush hour. 🖕5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
this is from the customer that tipped me $100. i guess she figured it out, but does this mean customers can’t easily change our tips after deliveries again?5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
save your giant aldi order for the middle of snowmageddon. no I’m not attempting to drive 45 minutes to this store (if my car would even make it) for this.5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
if the issues are causing this randomly 🦄 amazing IC pay.... please take your time investigating.4yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
lowest mileage offer ever received... they have the same address as the store! 🙃 possibly... waiting in the bathroom for their “hurts when i pee” pills? 😂5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
this weekly spam is annoying. am i missing something here? i tried unsubscribing but they just really don’t want me to miss out on these GrEaT DeALs I guess...? 😑5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
this made my day the other night... too great not to share. 😂5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
this is just from Monday (minus one delayed quality bonus). my acceptance rate is 25%. somehow... ignoring all those batches worked in my favor! finally. 😩5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
just picked up this order, and it’s already due ASAP before i even get to the store. great! 🙃5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
$5 short of what it used to be. accepted it bc it’s definitely a 20% tip (aldi). “new pay structure”= IC can now leverage their payouts with your tips. obviously, it’s a “clever” way of stealing our money. i really want to say something, and do it the right way. any opinions on this idea?5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
first thing I want to do after completing an order is to get these two offers, only 26 miles away just to the store! over and over and over again until my shift is cancelled because. geez.... if I am just SO unreliable! 60 miles each round trip. thanks but no thanks instashart.5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
great. now we aren’t allowed to smoke in grocery store bathrooms?! 😂5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
well look who it is! the bitch that i shopped a $600 132 item/165 unit order for (accidentally accepted driving 🤦🏻♀️) didn’t tip, rated 3 stars, and marked just 2 items (chocolate bars) “poor replacements” even though she chose them, and approved them specifically in the app too. 🖕 bye felicia.5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
they place 1-2 orders daily, almost 500 orders total. they used to tip before... then no tips. but they’d still tip immediately after, or at least eventually. last 3 times I’ve taken their order.... no tip. i guess they’re being frugal now that they’re remodeling their house. 🙄 bye felicias.5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
whether it’s 20 items, 32 items, or 40 items.. the batch offer is always $10-11 lately. no thanks.5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
i’ve heard of the $0.22 tip thing... but considering they usually never add a tip, i have a feeling they weren’t confused. 😂 good luck assholes!5yr ⋅ stringfellow1023 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
