In 2006, a man in Portland, Oregon hired a hitman to kill his 51-year-old wife, Susan Kuhnhausen. She ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. When she had her hands on his neck she asked him, TELL ME WHO SENT YOU HERE AND I WILL CALL YOU A FUCKING AMBULANCE!

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Genius.

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This smooth landing.

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Don't do it, don't do it...

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Caught my son playing Minesweeper (which clearly encourages terrorism) so I am washing his graphics card to purify it.

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Poor kid.

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The Lord of The Rings storyline.

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Headline Vs Article

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Top Gun in Leeds, UK right now.

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This guy gets it.

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This wonderful mother is doing God's work!

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I put the word g*mer into an AI and, well... I'm not surprised at the results.

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My son wouldn't uninstall The Minecraft so I took matters into my own hands.

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I think I'm done.

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Spotted a guy wearing this shirt and had to share it with you guys.a

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your joke again

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even the hedgehogs in g*mes are racist

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Because women don't know shit, apparently...

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Scary

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Sneaky/smashy.

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Typical g#mer bedroom.

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Just found my old fanny pack full of POGs!

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My first ever terrarium. I've been wanting to make one for years and I'm really happy with it. There's a crassula ovata (Hobbit), aeonium arboreum and lithops. Also, my sister brought me some moss from my hometown which I haven't been able to visit in a long, long time.

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Random Smol Potato

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This ass hole.

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Gatekeeping anime.

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Haters Gonna Say It’s Fake

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Pretty sure this is the guy that created Pac-Man.

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This frisky madlad.

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And then Mickey Mouse clapped.

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Woah, I'm Such a Stoner!

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That last one...

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These tattoos.

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Baby got... back?

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Why do they always give upvotes a stupid name?

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Bought a pony just to take Christmas pictures.

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You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

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Freaky Flasher

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... to call out a white guy.

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What!!!! Tom has left Kasabian.

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Oopsy.

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Hello there...

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Their first time seeing snow!

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Cute doggy falls but is OK!

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Looking for family friendly movies about sisters. My Neighbour Totoro is a perfect example. Any suggestions? Thank you!

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Kasabian officially comment on Tom's departure.

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GoT Stunt Doubles - Not technically off brand...

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These awful g#mers don't care how many beautiful creatures have to die for their disgusting habits!

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On a police appeal regarding a woman found dead. They've not been able to identify her or find friends or relatives.

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[NO SPOILERS] I thought you guys might like this.

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What is this weird white stuff on my grass? (located in the UK)

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This guy's room mate gets high every night and goes out to pluck the grass in their garden by hand. Lawn is ruined.

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Lightning Storm Time Lapse

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She's funny asf tho!

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This tiny book of fairy tales for a doll's house is actually fully printed inside with real fairy tales including illustrations.

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Who the heck are these guys?

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He studied the blade.

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Damn, I find that interesting.

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Barely any spaces left but Mr. Mercedes takes two for himself.

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Found on th coast of Wales. It's skin? Feels leathery to the touch and the whole thing was slightly squidgy.

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This dick head.

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They're onto us!

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On A Video of A White Guy Rapping

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Can someone tell me what PS4 game this is?

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This dork on YouTube

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What can you tell me about this DVD set?

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So badass he has to censor himself!

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Straight Out Of A Chinese Toilet

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Gatekeeping homophobia.

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The parking isn't as excellent as the original post name would suggest. Gets worse and worse.

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Perfect “Nice Guy” Complete with Insult and Fedora!

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I think our reservations are messed up... please help (see comments)

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It's no good but I thought this was funny.

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What's the Klingon word for lying neckbeard?

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