local tow truck place has trophy photos of all their best catches3yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I work at an AMC. The button that keeps the popcorn warm is called the Cornditioner7yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Here's my infected nose ring. All I did was press a tissue down and it popped.4yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/popping
My fiance tried to have our groceries delivered today. She said she wanted five bananas and somehow the woman misunderstood and bought THIRTEEN POUNDS OF BANANAS4yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/funny
I asked Dan Harmon on Twitter why the Uncle Steve parasite from Total Rickall didn't leave before the blast shields were down. This was his response.7yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/rickandmorty
M/23/5'11 [210 > 160 lbs] Here's another progress pic. It's hard to believe that's me!5yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/progresspics
When sideways, the Red Bull logo looks like he's sneaking on his tiptoes.5yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Tried getting our groceries delivered. Asked for five bananas and got five BUNCHES of bananas4yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My coworker asked why I was giggling and taking a picture of the sign... hehehe5yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/funny
Good luck recording your family when the camera is facing THE WRONG WAY4yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Bought a new bar cart, now it has a permanent ring because I set my hot coffee mug down for one minute.4yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
For about 6 years now, I haven't gone more than a week without seeing Backwards Bike Riding Baton Blackman in my local parking lot.9yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/pics
My cousin found the most sought after button in the universe on his oven9yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/funny
Openly advocating murder in a review for a friendly tofu hunting game5yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
McDonald's coffee cups made their check boxes into a snowman for the holidays5yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
When social media ads steal content straight from well-known companies for attention8yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
TIL species in the cervidae family, such as deer and elk, lose and grow a pair of antlers every year. When the antlers are shedding the velvet covering them, they drip blood for a few days straight.9yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/creepy
My hotel window has a sticker with my room number on the outside8yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
How can you live with yourself after something like this? DOUGHNUTS??????7yr ⋅ StreetratMatt ⋅ r/madlads
