Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Countess speaking.

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Where is your level of holiday cheer right now? And, relate it to a housewife gif or quote.

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I like to imagine Lisa Vanderpump saw this photo of Anna Pavlova and it changed the trajectory of her life forever.

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The weather has been so very weird. If you’re also experiencing a weather anomaly, then relate with a housewife quote, gif or pic. Also, Happy Holidays 💃🏻!

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Your Bravo revelation: I *thought* it was this, but it is *actually* this 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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The Real Carriage Drivers of Central Park for 90 Days.

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