Got home, opened my car door and immediately got yelled at by this cat I’ve never seen before.3yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I've got one hand on my knee and my other two hands are holding some pills.4yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/wtfstockphotos
Baby Antichrist says, Blessings to you and yours on this most joyous of holiday seasons.1yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/americandad
Mutant cat destroys local farm and zoo. Delays railway.5yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Are you seriously trying to talk to me right now? Do you not understand how Grindr works? We did what we came to do, but now I'm with my family. This is my real life. You're way out of bounds.3yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/americandad
But does that really make me a bad guy, wanting my daughter to be in Cavalia, the greatest show Larry King's ever seen?3yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/americandad
Someone posted this in a local progressives group on FB. They pull stuff like this and then wonder why people are leaving the church in droves.3yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/OpenChristian
I keep seeing posts about something called “The Lincoln Project” and I’m just assuming it’s this.3yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/americandad
Seriously though, why do we have those? I don't want to be that guy I'm happy here, but how has this not been an issue?3yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/americandad
I'm just gonna stare at this lake and think about how I almost killed a baby.5yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/americandad
Excuse me, gentlemen. If I just found out that I am the Lindbergh baby whom do I tell?5yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/americandad
“Wait. So did Principal Lewis murder his secretary?” “The FINALS, Haley!”5yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/americandad
She finally learned that you sit beside the baby and not on top of him.8yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/aww
First Secret Santa is ready and will be traveling to Connecticut tomorrow!8yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/secretsanta
