I'm a strong independent single mother and I don't need no man telling my son what to do, Hilary muttered herself as she marched a mortified Billy to the principal's office to complain about bring your dad to school day.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
In a last ditch effort to save their dying marriage, Sandra and Jack joined a synchronised swim class for couples.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Phil hadn't been on the dating scene for 25 years and wasn't too clear on what was considered good etiquette these days, but he figured a fish would be a safe gift for his date. No girl can call a fish pathetic or useless or the biggest mistake of their life. Right? Right???4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Tony was taken aback and left flustered by the aggressive divorce lawyer Judy had chosen.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Rebecca was so loud and overbearing that sometimes Graham wished he could become part of the wallpaper and disappear...4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Pamela had been saving up to surprise her husband with a new Lamborghini when she walked in on him nesting with a younger bird. That was the last nail in the coffin of their loveless marriage and she was finally free to take her BFFLs on the holiday of a lifetime. Friends are the family you choose.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Sharon let out a blood-curdling screech as she watched Ralph stroll into court with his new bird. Her dignity flew out the window, months of preparation gone to waste. She couldn't believe her eyes. Her own divorce lawyer! In the arms of her soon to be ex husband! The betrayal was unbearable.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Recently divorced from his high-school sweetheart, Eddie didn't realise that it was no longer appropriate to steal a kiss - even if it was just a peck on the cheek. Consent is everything.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Some of you asked me for a more straight on view of this eagle-eyed look! 💓4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Charlotte tilbury glowgasm in lightgasm. My first and last CT purchase. The formula drives me crazy every morning. Poor pigmentation and random chunks like to break off. I tape off the hard pan and it immediately reforms the next time I use it. Fuck you darling.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/PanPorn
Charlotte Tilbury glowgasm in lightgasm, soap and glory one heck of a blot mattifying powder, Laura Mercier candleglow sheer perfecting powder in shade 24yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/PanPorn
My left coat pocket lip balm, right coat pocket lip balm, backpack pocket lip balm and bedside lip balm4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/PanPorn
Left my daily makeup at uni when I came to visit my family for the weekend in March but quarantine started when I was with my family so I couldn't use my makeup again until last week when I went to move out of my uni accom.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/PanPorn
The triangles in the corners of the hourglass were very hard to pick up so I scraped them off and worked my brush into the loose powder to apply.4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/PanPorn
Just hit SuRpRisE baby pan on my cat food 😘 800g jumbo size get on my level you PORES (mini review in comments)4yr ⋅ Strappedtoacomet ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
