SOUND THE HORNS

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Well for all they know he has a new job.

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Titles are pointless.

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Dickerin +7

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Now to find my departed wife...

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Where’s your nearest bathroom... with a window?

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Your dog didn’t make it, here’s a coupon for a free meal.

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And a me in meme.

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*sad sauce theme*

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NANI!

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Literally me when there’s no food in the fridge.

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Pringles.

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Lettuce?

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This is the actual meta they won't tell you about

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That just makes no fucking sense.

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He is Mexican hero

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YoU DeFuAlTs

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It’s a dead meme, but so is my epic left toe

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Reminds me of my parents.

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This is... annoying.

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We all know that feeling.

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Infinite Gauntlet: 10 years to do things. I'll definitely take it!

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My sister was friends with my account and I can't log into it on my new phone. Damn near crying seeing these guys from it.

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Change my mind.

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So that’s what happened to me.

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Or you can just heil for long periods of time.

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The irony is that I play both...

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This feels like cheating...

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*shoots hand but hits dick*

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My infamous molt destroyer

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Hmmmm... now I'm no professional but that looks like a premolt.

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Q = QWHAAA

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DiD sOmBoDy SaY oIL?

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He will still see his dad more than me.

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*odd future playing in the background*

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Meet the boyz I finally got all three of the migraine trio!

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Thought this looked right.

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Dear god.

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My Aphonopelma Seemani looking amazing.

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Not related but I stubbed my toe and I don’t feel it. I AM IMMORTAL

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The dream team!

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HHUUUUURGGYUUH

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And the dog dying is from a 69-420 it hurts man.

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Hissssss I dislike when you let me live by giving me food. Do you think she’s stressed or just got scared my the roach?

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Rule violation. No. Can you DONT.

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Got this guy from the vip chest. I am just happy for not getting Osur or Scarr but now I have a mega stunning tank... YAY

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Is she dehydrated? She molted over a month ago and I've been feeding her normally?

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