At least she realised eventually.

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It just works

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On the upside, she already knows you, but on the downside she already knows you.

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A window, but also a focus.

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Swing and a miss

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Great work, r/actuallesbians!

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How could they possibly have predicted this?

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The Barbie Utopia

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Malfunction! Must Crush! Kill! Destroy Civilizations!

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Neil Gaiman eats, shoots and leaves

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Bless him for trying.

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Something missing at the Conservative Woman event

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The friend with the long game

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time for the hammer

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Do you know who you're referring to?

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Worst theme park ever.

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Cut to the chase:

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[product] I can't hear you, my ears are too pretty.

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Everything in its place.

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I pledge my sword to the lady!

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Right, that's your lot, it's over.

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Can't get enough, even though it's bad for you.

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Supposed to be gay but it doesn't happen on screen.

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Misery demands company

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She knew from the start.

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They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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Inside you there are three women.

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Don't want to over-exert yourself.

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After 100 hours, I really should try the hyperdrive.

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Alert: Hurrigayne conditions expected in all areas with increased chance of rainbows

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How DARE you, sir!

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Who could have expected it?

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I just don't meet many women who know about... things?

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A helping hand.

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The rest is a bonus

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Euphemism failure

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A Modern Mother: An anti-feminist Christian pamphlet from the 1960s

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It's time to play the music!

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Big shoes to fill.

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Riding that high for ages.

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Worked out nicely.

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Rise and shine!

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Never gets old.

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Modern women, circa 1926

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Oh no, anything but that.

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Where everybody knows your name.

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Moths to a flame.

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Practising?

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Fishr, the app for men with default profile pictures.

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He can't stop people mocking him, what's he going to do for you?

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Fixed the contextually relevant ads!

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So much more to think about

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The blue check wallet inspection

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Too delicate and beautiful for this world

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Reductress shows the way.

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Parenting

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Do angler fish dream of electric eels?

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Break so Bad (crosspost from r/crappyoffbrands)

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If you know what I mean

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Hey baby, what's your sign?

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It's a ritual.

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It's this kind of insight that makes you epically successful.

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Has science gone too far?

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Hope things get better?

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Alfred Hitchcock had to told about menstruation by his cameramen. (He was 25 and engaged.)

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It is a lovely day in the village, and you are a wonderful ge.

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Lesbian style problems

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Did you remember to add the translations?

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The ingratitude!

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Making beautiful music together.

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Your Momma

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Does it go with the costume?

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Just, in general?

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Call it a learning experience.

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Asking the real questions

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Poster on the London Underground: creep discouragement can be everyone's business!

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Guardians at the gates

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Vince Gilligan making a clean break with the Breaking Bad world.

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Best not to probe the AMC site any further.

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A noble duty.

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Just a little?

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Some good vibes at this forum

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Oh no! Consequences!

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The most common form of fiction.

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Thanks for being cool with it, Dad.

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I trade immortality for a race of metal sheep enslaved to my will

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A mood.

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Telling him to get a grip, obviously. What else would it be?

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So hard to find someone for roleplaying.

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Dating on hard mode

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The big hat

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New lesbian astrology/personality test to enjoy:

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Fresh bread and uncomfortable reality.

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True words of the Queen, improved.

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Vanish into the sea.

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Side effects may include...

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Unforced error

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It doesn't help.

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No-one wants to see that sad effort, dude.

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Welcome to the club!

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Tool up, girls.

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wlw_irl

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Why start now?

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It seems like a lot of effort.

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Maybe she's just affectionate?

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All it took was a global panemic and a government-mandated stay-at-home order.

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Engagement portrait for Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris, soccer players for Orlando Pride.

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It seeps in early and stays.

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You won't get this at Applebee's.

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Theme from Jaws:

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Happy birthday, I hope you like your present!

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Damage report:

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Engorged with nougat and peanuts and a side of fragility.

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It's all in the presentation.

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Risk/reward analysis.

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Staff joins the effort to repel boarders

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Is it a promise or a warning?

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wlw_irl

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Comes with the territory.

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Have you heard of the high femmes?

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Sir this is not Words With Friends With Benefits.

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With talking action!

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A good reason to do things.

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What a wild idea, just imagine! That's crazy! Future self: You poor fool.

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Oh, and bad news about the baby I castrated.

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How exotic!

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Stylish and practical.

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Malfunction! Must Crush! Kill! Destroy Civilizations!

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... I'm listening

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Maybe you're into hiking?

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Counting your blessings.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think.

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King moves.

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Found it, at last! And it includes stickers!

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Dumb, but it amused me.

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Incoming personal attack:

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Waste disposal is child's play

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Use the right bait.

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What a sign of devotion.

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Rise up!

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When cottagecore still sounds too domestic.

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She's so mean.

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Sounds promising to me!

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Compliment chicken: one of you has to make a move.

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Never mind sleeping, it's doing it now.

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She's certainly learning something.

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[Obsidian liked that.]

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Taking out the trash.

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It almost led to a car accident that wasn't my fault.

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