It’s damn near impossible to tell if this is real or not.

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When the Cubs absolutely shit the bed again, but have a game tomorrow.

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Everytime the Cubs win one game.

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A review for a game controller.

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The six stages of marriage.

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Not mine, borrowed from @michael_cerami in Twitter.

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With their delusions.

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Who remembers Commander Kirk teaching you how to draw on PBS?

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Local grocery had these for $8.49 a piece. Bought one and really enjoyed it. Had to go back and stock up.

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Don’t you dare brush your hair.

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Me and my wife on our once a month date away from the kiddos. Every dad needs these.

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Those are some special earrings.

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Sure, they just cold call for witnesses during the impeachment process.

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About time.

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Here dad, can you fix my slinky?

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Snitches get stitches.

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Came home to find my neighbor’s tree in my yard.

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