“Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward. This thing writes itself!”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Attention, Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse. Ohh, that’s bad. But it comes with a free frogurt. That’s good!”7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I have rented 'Fiddler on the Roof', and I will watch it. Anyhoo, can I have $40,000?7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“There’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! Isn’t that the wrong way? Yeah, but faster.”7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“And now, our opening act: in their first live show since Tinky Winky was acquitted of manslaughter...”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Stop that! I love my wife and family. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort.7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Now, that’s real acid, so I want to see goggles, people!.....real acid?7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
