Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser as the “Lone Rangers” on the set of ‘Airheads, 19944yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Black Flag performing at San Pedro High School in LA as a surprise at lunch time during senior week, 19812yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
“Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“But I’m definitely going to make orphans of his children. You know, they do have a mother. Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Oh, your playing days are over, my friend. But you can always fall back on your degree in.....Communications?! Oh, dear lord!”7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Bart, I don’t want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in this house.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What do you do, follow my husband around? Lady, he's putting my kids through college!7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“That’s what we look like inside? It’s disgusting. Oh, that lady swallowed a baby.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Black Flag playing a garage party on a Saturday afternoon in West Los Angeles, 19833yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Louie: “Johnny Tightlips, where’d they hit you?” Johnny Tightlips: “I ain’t saying nothing.” Louie: “What do I tell the doctor?” Johnny Tightlips: “Tell him to suck a lemon.”1yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.” “Oh, crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret.” “Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal.” “Ah. It’s too hot today.”3yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Jerry Rude: “How about this: when was your first gay experience?” Burns: “Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time. Ho-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day!”1yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“You’ve just got to accept it. Your Gameboy is gone. It’s at the bottom of the ocean.”3yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Hey, look, is that Dad?” “Either that or Batman’s really let himself go.”5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.”5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you seem to have gotten lost your way to the, uh...the, uh...the big auto, uh...racing festival.5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
“Now, this is a room with electricity but it has too much electricity. So I don’t know. You might want to wear a hat.”5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The face of legendary goalie Terry Sawchuck, before masks became standard equipment, 19667yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
“I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“WELL, MY FAMILY AND I CAN'T LIVE IN GOOD INTENTIONS, MARGE! OH, YOUR FAMILY IS OUT OF CONTROL BUT WE CAN'T BLAME YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS.”3yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Hello, I’m an electric car. I can’t go very fast or very far. And, if you drive me, people will think you're gay.”3yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dead Kennedys wearing their iconic dollar-sign shirts and ties, 19802yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
“Oh, don’t tell me about family suffering. My Son went down to Earth once. I don’t know what you people did to Him, but He hasn’t been the same since.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“I’m Moe or, as the ladies like to call me, “Hey you, behind the bushes.””6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Good-bye, Bart. Remember...lie, cheat, steal and listen to heavy metal music.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.” “Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn’t have caught him.”4yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, “I’m a hemophiliac!” and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“This is Dick Clark, rockin’ down to the year 2000 and that was WhiteSnake.” “We’re not WhiteSnake, dude. We’re Poison.” “I thought we were Quiet Riot.” “It says here we’re Ratt.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Whoa! Careful there, Annie Oakley.” “I don’t have to be careful. I got a gun.”4yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wolfman Jack spinning classic rock tunes in “American Graffiti”, 19736yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
“I wanted to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a fruitopia.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
An American soldier at an advanced allied base with a kangaroo, 19426yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
The singing duo Tom & Jerry, later to be known as Simon & Garfunkel, 1957.4yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
“Yeah, all right, listen up, guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you 6 guys.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Talkin’ out of turn, that’s a paddlin’. Lookin’ our the window, that’s a paddlin’. Starin’ at my sandals, that’s a paddlin’.”7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Oh, Homer. Remember: whatever happens you have a mother and she’s truly proud of you.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Come on, people. Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra....possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You've got to start selling ice for more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition.7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Tell him I’m going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love and I won’t be back for 10 minutes.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“I should be resisting this, but I’m paralyzed with rage....and island rhythms.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Guess what, Homey. There’s going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now.” “We’re gonna start doing it in the morning?”5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home, crying like a little girl!7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Hello, is this president Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang, it’d be you.”5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Whoa, this guy is seriously ill.” “My Doctor never told me that. I had to hear it from Phish.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“You’ll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.” “I sleep in a drawer.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Now life is hard right. Am I right?” ( all agreeing ) “Wrong! Life is easy! You suck.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“I was working on a flat tax proposal, and I accidentally proved there’s no God.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“But, Marge, the little guy hasn’t done anything yet. Look at him. He’s going to do something and you know it’s going to be good.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle...that has plagued mankind for centuries. What has four legs and ticks?”4yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Well, sir. ‘Treason Season’ started early this year as a nuclear sub was hi-jacked by local man Homer Simpson.”7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“You give me fever” (pop) “When you touch me” “Fever when you hold me tight”5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Homer, I got to go upstairs. There’s a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh man! Ned spilled ink all over my poems. He's a real flat tire, I mean a cube, man!7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“They like Itchy. They like Scratchy. One kid seems to love the speedo man. What more do they want?”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“They’re heading for the old mill.”-“No, we’re not.”-“Well, let’s go to the old mill anyway, get some cider.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Oh, I can’t take his money. I can’t print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don’t I just lie down and die?”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson...Hey! This is Richard Nixon’s enemies list.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice...like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night...like Urkel!”7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is...love?! Who’s been screwing with this thing?”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“It’s Bart’s Moon party from outer space with R2-D2 playin’ the bass...”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Oh...well, you know, lots of people shoot Apu. It’s just a $100 fine now.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My completed Kraken thigh piece, done by Chris Ludgate, Golden Axe Tattoo, London, Ontario7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/tattoos
So, that's it after 20 years? 'So long. Good luck'? I don't recall saying 'good luck'.7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
First session of my Kraken thigh piece, done by Chris Ludgate, Golden Axe Tattoo, London, Ontario7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/tattoos
“And thank you all for your kind contrib—AH! A chocolate bunny? Who put this wicked idol in the collection plate?”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Started my horror sleeve this week with Will Smink at True Love Tattoo in London, Ontario.5yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/tattoos
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Hey, yutz. Guns aren’t toys. They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals and keeping the King of England out of your face.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Look at that. I’m the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.”6yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid'.7yr ⋅ Stonified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
