Yeah you could call me a programmer 😎

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Exactly .2 seconds after the window logo disappears.

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...even if it means *burp* sacrificing everything.

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Wholesome pubs. Found in r/askreddit.

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Wholesome Accident

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Thought I gave myself the aids...

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Guy I met once wants me to drive 60 miles in the snow after asking for rides over 10 times before.

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Kirby got the succ.

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Get 'em with the ol' sui-side B

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Libertarian is alt-right guys.

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Big tech is an enemy of free speech. Don't give them a pass on this shit just because they're not the government.

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Yes, let's add more comeback mechanics...

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A little credit to my uncle as well.

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My fbi agent.

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It do be like that sometimes

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A friend sent me this screenshot of her experience with a thesaurus abuser.

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Me irl

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They gave trillions of dollars to millionaires by not stealing as much.

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Oh look nothing!

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I give this format about a week.

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Change my mind.

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Damn white people...

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When you cant think of a word on a test...

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Should have prayed to someone else...

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Coming in clutch with that response.

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Super armor is wack.

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This is disgusting.

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Frankie Muniz' cat is a jerk.

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Seems about right.

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All aboard the band wagon

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They're lasting longer than the spooktober memes.

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SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES

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Sometimes it really do be like that.

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Just an endosymbiosis joke.

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It's working.

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Invest NOW.

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Just don't.

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Family guy and jigglypUff? These cant be real guys im shaking right now

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I think I'm having a stroke...

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My FBI agent.

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Big Chungus DLC Confirmed

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Wholesome roast.

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She won't stop crying.

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iT wiLL w0rK ThIs TimE.

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Get out and boat, people!

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What did it cost?

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I vote for the return of Gee Willickers.

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Because they're all crybabies, geddit?

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Seen in r/AskReddit

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Call 800-222-1222

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That's a bold move, Cotton...

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The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

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George Washington fighting a tiger in a Japanese history book from 1861.

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So, why have an account??

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The sexual transformation is immediate.

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Come on guys, we're so close!

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Why did he take a grapfruit in the bathroom with him 🤔

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Antimeme sign

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The future is brilliant.

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Banned for saying that the state never forced Jesus to heal. Apparently that's an unauthorized opinion.

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When you recycle the Arnold Nature meme to make it more spooky.

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Hgdel smet oyri

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Japanese history book from 1861 depicting George Washington fighting a tiger.

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Spotify right now if you listen to the Stranger Things playlist.

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Testis Unite

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It's not a take Rian Johnson would have told you...

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He was number one.

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