I've been dreaming of this day for 10 years. Today I bought a 1987 ford ambulance!!!

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Hopefully it won't hatch into a shitterfly

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Why have you summoned me, Jon...

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I set the end game crisis to max setting. Turns out it was far more powerful than I could have possibly imagined.

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Never give up

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Ash Paradise, by me

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'Murica. Destroyer of communism, eater of oil.

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Booted up my old Windows 98 to download some Starcraft maps. AWN is still somehow alive in my PC's work offline mode.

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Who needs Superpower 3 when we can just mod this game into 2020

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I think these Christmas movies are running out of ideas.

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Sorry Doran...

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I've been stuck waiting for this asshole to finish his delivery for TWO HOURS. I get paid salary. I hate my god damn job.

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So I went to a convention and was feeling a bit patriotic...

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I peaked at the age of 4. 1995

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