Things my dad has said before

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*Fortunate Son starts playing*

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80 grade name

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Mike Trout retired due to ability.

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Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'. Me:

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When someone flashes you in Prop Hunt and you didn't see them the first time.

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sad blue jay noises

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Stanton :(

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Fuck them because they're republican!!!! I guess?

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Just gave my cat some chocolate, he is so sleepy lol

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It really do be like that

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I don't care twitter.

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Will you be my valentine?

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Welcome Melky Cabrera? to the hall of fame!

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The most realistic game of all time.

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Vice is breaking down some boundaries.

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AsIaN MaN is FoRCED tO pArTAKe iN GrUeSOMe eXpEriMenT

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